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Kitty litter cake is soooo delicious but it's too easy to eat! All that pudding makes it slide down alarmingly smoothly! LOL!

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Here's mine... *gets into character*:

i had surgery one month ago now everytime i eat my eyes and ears and butt and fingers bleed this only happens when i eat and then i go puke it all back up and i puke up blood and some chunks of body tissue and something that looks like gray spaghetti oh and one time a sock but that was just a week after surgery so i figured the surgeon musta left it in there and one time i peed and it was bloody and had hair in it and something that looked like a lego... and then usually after i poo or pee i pass out but i always regain consciousness within like 4 hours or so im never unconscious for more than 4 hours but when i wake up usually im blind for a few more hours and i cant feel my fingers or toes and im kind of dizzy and cant walk for a few days but after maybe a week or two i feel back to normal and the bleeding stops does anyone else have these symptoms? what is it? should i take pepto bismol?

What kills a thread for me is total absence of common sense. I have no problem meeting someone halfway, hell - I'll even go 70%, but come on - you have to show you're at least trying.

I seem to kill threads...

This is the funniest thing I've read in a long, long time. You made me cry!

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I just wanted to point out that most threads don't get killed.

Usually the conversation just sort of ends.

This thread will be the exception to that rule.

:)

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This thread is too much fun to be killed. It will always be resurrected from time to time.

Here's a smile for ya......

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SERVING "DISHES AND UTENSILS"

1 NEW cat-litter box

1 NEW cat-litter box liner

1 NEW pooper scooper

"

bwahahahahahahahahahaha

Just in case anyone thought they'd run the OLD litterbox through the old dishwasher. bwahahahahahha.

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Okay the kitty litter cake is soooo easy to make and it is a hit with the kids. I just made it for my son's birthday this weekend. And so inexpensive to make also. I got the NEW litter box and NEW scoop from the dollar store. I cannot wait to make it to take into work. My co-workers are going to love it.

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My "Thread Killer" attempt...

Nothing kills a thread like masturbation or soft-core blasphemy! What if we mix 'em?

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A new R&R thread....."Masturbation".

I guess we should restrain ourselves, though. Alex is not gonna be pleased if we start stirring that pot again.

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My "Thread Killer" attempt...

Nothing kills a thread like masturbation or soft-core blasphemy! What if we mix 'em?

Omigawd! I love this! Too bad our kitten survived those days o masturbation.:) I guess there were just not enough teenage boys in our neighbourhood to have taken her out! She's the cat from Hell and a lousy pet. She eats our food and flips us the paw. :tired We never get any respect from her. LOL

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Omigawd! I love this! Too bad our kitten survived those days o masturbation.:) I guess there were just not enough teenage boys in our neighbourhood to have taken her out! She's the cat from Hell and a lousy pet. She eats our food and flips us the paw. :tired We never get any respect from her. LOL

Dogs have owners....cats have staff.

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lol! My cat ditched me. I loved the bejesus out of him. And one day my roommate opened the door while I wasn't home and he split. He started life as an outside cat, and then was an indoor cat and he hated it even though he had a buddy. Maybe I wasn't subservient enough?

Evilah

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I want to thank you all for the great laughs I've had while reading your postings from the beginning. I haven't laughed this hard for a long time. I'm going to bed now and hope i don't have nightmares about peeing out hairy legos or urping up socks or gray spaghetti.

Thanks and good night :clap2:

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