Ok so I am in the process of getting a band. There is this one thing that came to mind and it's regarding performing oral sex on a man.

I hope this doesn't come across as slutty but I am worried that when I do this I might gag and that can hurt my band. Is that possible?

I happen to like doing this specific act of love and been known to gag in the past. I dont mind the gagging itself because it never hurts and I don't throw up, but if I have the band and gag, can it slip or somethin?

If I'm crossing the line please feel free to lock/delete this thread!

Woohoo!!! Superstar!!!

Its been 27 days since the last time I had sex (just broke up with long-term boyfriend) and 8 days since the last time I had real food and as much as I miss the sex, I have to admit, I miss the food more.

I could go without food for days as long as I am having sex, my poor wife runs for cover whenever I go for a fill, or she hears my stomach grumble. She will run and get me a 100 calorie snack pack drop it and run.

I got some last night. omG I'm having much more fun with DH.

Right now if I had to choose between a Papa John's ham and pineapple pizza (assuming no problems eating it) and a naked Naveen Andrews ready to get busy, I think I'd have a tough time choosing ... well, ok, I guess I might figure that I could always get the pizza later and go for Naveen, but I'd still be thinking about the pizza!

Mmmm

Pizza - Naveen Andrews - Chocolate Cake - Alexander Siddig - BBQ Pulled Chicken - Benjamin Bratt - Steak, Egg, and Cheese Bagel from McD - Daddy Yankee - Lamb Shahi Korma - a young Omar Sharif - Dunkin Donuts (all of them) - Lou Diamond Phillips

Mmmm

................lol

Well..... Gonnadoit, what's it gonna be? Are ya gonna do the man or the food?

i got some last night too. even if i had to wake him up this morning at 5am when i went to bed lol

deep relationship conversations and snuggle time

Oh, Telly, I don't know. Can I eat the food off of the man? I'm sure there's some fun stuff you can do with a man and a donut.

knockin boots.

http://www.sex-lexis.com/

Here is a fun dictionary, has some more synonyms for you in case you were running low.

I don't wear boots in bed.

I had a boyfriend once who would strip naked for sex, except for his socks because he was cold. It was the funniest image.

Pizza - Naveen Andrews - Chocolate Cake - Alexander Siddig - BBQ Pulled Chicken - Benjamin Bratt - Steak, Egg, and Cheese Bagel from McD - Daddy Yankee - Lamb Shahi Korma - a young Omar Sharif - Dunkin Donuts (all of them) - Lou Diamond Phillips

I'm trying to think of what my favorite dinner and naughty date would be. Well, the last time I had Lamb Shahi Korma followed by naughty date I got pregnant, so I'll have to rule that one out; ok, so it was probably the man and not the food that got me pregnant, but I ain't taking any chances.

Hmm, too much Dunkin Donuts will just make me want to hurl if followed by physical activity, so that one is out.

Daddy Yankee's English isn't so good, but then that's never stopped me before.

I've made my decision. I think I'd like some BBQ pulled chicken for dinner and some Naveen Andrews for desert. Maybe we can arrange to use a swing like in his romantic love scene in the English Patient. What can you do with a swing? Oh the possibilites!