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Bettina    0

Bettina
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ehhehehehe...um...do they have a variety pack?

hmmm..that I don't know, but the girls were snapping on different sizes on him...i guess you just buy more than one...LOL

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NancyRN    1

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Telly,

That site is amazing. I had no idea you could order something like that. I especially liked the penis options, which included "flaccid". If I spent thousands of dollars on a doll like that, you bet your sweet bippy I wouldn't choose that option!

NancyRN

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Telly    4

Telly
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Roflmao Nancyrn And Funny!!!!!! I'm Dyin Over Here!!!

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Telly    4

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I often wondered if I could get down and dirty with a real doll. I also saw one on Paltalk, where a guy had a female doll and she was doing a pelvic thrust. She was plugged in or something and her hips were moving up and down.

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Bettina    0

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I often wondered if I could get down and dirty with a real doll. I also saw one on Paltalk, where a guy had a female doll and she was doing a pelvic thrust. She was plugged in or something and her hips were moving up and down.

It sounds fun, but in reality...I doubt I could do it...reminds me of ..what is that called when you do it with a dead person (eewww sorry) ..oh yeah necrophelia...rather do myself...lol

but there is always "drunk and on a dare" ROFLMAO

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Morsaille    4

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Hey guys! Long time no sex talk, eh?

Hey Nykee..*whispers* you can have one of mine...

Got the Adam & Eve mailer a couple days back and saw a new toy that I think would be hard to own. A round blow-up bouncy seat with a dildo right in the middle. I was like, great, you wouldn't slip off... but after the cowgirl hat gets thrown, where do you stash it?

Same deal with the swing. Sure it holds 400 pounds, but a matte-black swing set in your house would be a little hard to explain to the folks (or the babysitter).

and about the fancy new man toys, my DH'd be jealous, but he is considering the kit where you make a cast of your lovers package. Purty neat new fangled gear, but I haven't given up on the naughty forest romps au naturel.

Glad its back, I missed the fun

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Nykee    13

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NO dolls thank you...

lol

Maybe I will post my exploits of this holiday... IF its any good..lol

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FunnyDuddies    6

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OMG Morsaille!!! We bought one of those kits to make a real dildo from your lover. It worked FAB!!! Now I have a genuine "Rob Rod" that I can take anywhere. LOL

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