i dont know why, i just really wish i would have gone and played bingo tonite. i am really tired of being couped up in the house. my band is a big secret, so i have tried to stay out of site, out of mind, until i am back to my old self...GOSH I WANNA SCREAM BINGO!

hey susan, there are lots of folks that tell, and lots that don't. the great thing about this place is that we all understand each others motivation to tell or not to tell...welcome to LBT and make yourself at home...

Roni, thanks for making me pee my pants. you are crazy! just think, if TDCJ doesn't work out, the laff spot is only at Willowbrook! I can't wait to meet you!!!!!

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Holy crap, that was funny! You should definitely consider a career in comedy!!

:eek: i am very much less charming in person.

I did learn to juggle at an early age, i thought people at the grocery store would be enchanted and empty their pockets of change, so i could get that digital watch out of the gumball machine.

:spy:Now days, i'm in such high demand that i can only go out incognito :spy:

:hail:My peeps love me

or pity me

:loco: but you are the one to be pitied, you fool...

AHHH, if you only had my life

:humble: :humble: :humble: :humble:

:doh: yea right, i've spent the last ten years in prison, voluntarily :doh:

and

when i am not there, i am socializing with virginia slims and lady doral at the local bingo hall...:confused: i am such a loser.

to be continued, going for a walk with my cool neighbor lady, she's rich, and she's a bitch, but she aint your bitch!!

back from the walk...met my 30 minute goal...

back from the walk...met my 30 minute goal...

:clap2::clap2:

LOL!!!!!!

I know someone who works in the same job you do, but up her in NJ, Rahway. She said the other officers gave her a harder time than the inmates did. Physically and mentally.

And rock on with your bad self for the 30 minutes,chica!

:whoo: rockin' on...