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Name your Lap Band Port

I was just on Youtube and the lady said she name her LAP BAND Port ( Diva ) so i decided to name my SHUG

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    Not just the port, I call mine "my Little Angel of the Silicon Fist.....my Symbiant"....

    Does seem to have a life of its own at times.....although it never goes anywhere without me any more!!!! HAR!!!

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    Lol! Love this! Don't have my port yet, but I will be naming it once I get it!

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    Lol this is freaking hilarious :)

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    When I refer to my band/port I always say " my newset addition to the family" .. but I never gave it a name.. I will work it that one !!!

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    Maybe I should call it "My side kick". ? What do you think ? lol

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    Portia - it is Latin for gift, and this lap band and port system is a major gift to myself. Banane01.gif Jen

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    That's easy.........LUMPY!

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    This is so cute. I shall name her Sasha... Sasha Fierce.

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    While having not officially named my port yet, I do often wear Wrangler flannel type shirts with jeans and have made the comment plenty of times about myself, that "I look like Luke Duke got stung by a bumblebee."

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