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OMG, Erin & Our Company Potluck

Those of you who have followed my Erin stories will (un)appreciate this one! Today we're having a traditional potluck (we'll talk about my to-die for cranberry walnut stuffing later.)

Erin just announced to the firm that it's time to eat. It's only 10:15 in the morning and she's heating up dinner for the whole firm! I told her it's way too early, but she's telling everyone that we're getting off at noon, which is NOT true. Our firm always lets us go an hour early (I've been here 5 years, things don't change.) So she's convincing people to eat by saying we're closing soon.

AARRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Actually, I'm busting up laughing right now. Erin's got the microwave going heating up food, while Jon (one of the attorneys) is looking at his watch like she's gone mad.

So yes, please come fast, and bring the straight jacket. And this time it's not for me, put the girl away!

No Estella, this Jersey girl ain't holding you back... I'm going to get the popcorn so I can watch ROFLMFAO!!! Its 2:10 pm here so I'm allowed ehehehehe.

Maybe one of the attorneys should tell her to back away from the food. How embarassing.

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I just don't know what to do with that woman! Our managing partner was out of the office and came back just as we were finishing. He apparently told Erin he'd be back in time for lunch and even said, "How come you started without me?" Erin responded, "Because WE were hungry." Then everyone started chiming in that Erin has been ready to eat dinner since 9:00 this morning and kept going in people's offices ever 15 minutes saying, "Time to eat." I refused to go in there till 11:00 though, so everyone followed my lead and made her wait till 11:00... BUT ON THE DAMN DOT cause nobody could hold her back any longer.

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