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Telly

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Everything posted by Telly

  1. I know you like it Niche *wink* Tell me you do...lol
  2. A law enforcement officer encounter.. I'll post it after the workout and bar-b-que, :huggie:
  3. Someone start a "First Hit On" thread
  4. Well..let's just say "Daniel the Cop" asks me for my 7 digits... asked if he could work out with me b/c he's gained a few pounds and needs a partner..... P.S. this guy lives down the road from me. Single Puerto Rican cop..probably like 6ft 3inches tall.. I had to take off my rings b/c when I do the long distances, my hands swell up. But the tan mark under the rings is there and that's what I pointed to. Kinda comical but this was my actual first blatant "hit on". to be continued at a later date
  5. You guys keep me motivated, no doubt. I love the results and the reactions I get. LOL, ain't I a stinka? OOOh lemme just say this... I was jogging this moring and a Kissimmee cop pulls over and yells at me to c'mere. So I "c'mere'd" lol him and he said something like.."i've been seeing you everyday or most days and you're always alone. You are gorgeous and I wanted to ask if you were married." I pointed to my bandless hand and said "Yes, sorry bout that." He didn't stop there though. Holy hell... To be continued... and no I'm not cheating, sheesh
  6. 07/26/2006 4.5 mile run/jog this morning 3.5 mile run on treadmill 400 crunches
  7. Telly commented on Telly's blog entry in Telly's Journal
    I hope I can keep this momentum up. If I can, then I won't need a fill anytime soon. I think the last 10lbs will be the ass kicker and that's when the fill will come into play. WOOOOT:scared:
  8. I hope I can keep this momentum up. If I can, then I won't need a fill anytime soon. I think the last 10lbs will be the ass kicker and that's when the fill will come into play. WOOOOT:scared:
  9. C 167 (-73 lbs total, -6lbs this week) Hot damn!!!!!!
  10. ROFLMAO! Damn! you got me on the pervizzle one. I liked the manchu one. You are creative. Truly! Now I need to make mine interesting.
  11. give me some time... I'm going to go get the baby powder so when I slap my skillz on ya... dust will be errywhere! cheaa.. fo sho wid it!
  12. Roflmao! You Got Me!!!! *spits Protein Shake All Over Her Keyboard*
  13. BLACKSPOT ROSE last year I got addicted to an online game called www.puzzlepirates.com and it was really bad. My name was Ctfeathrswrd, I was a King of a Flag, Capt. of a Crew and had 5 crews underneath me. You pillage other ships, steal their gold and items, forage islands to find gold. You can buy clothes, homes, get married..it's soo damn fun. It's all puzzling. I had to back away from it but it's all about pirate life.
  14. Hahahaha! Ooohh it's been brought! 1. Pervinistic - to be full of yourself as a pervert 2. Pervcrastinator - To procrastinate on pervertism 3. Perv-tastic - A fantastic pervert 4. Pervinoid - A form of perversion 5. Perv-a-ho - A person that enjoys perving promiscuous folks (lol) Bring it booty head banana panties!
  15. Love you guys too and I hope to give you a crazy ass number tomorrow at weigh in. I'm loving this damn band!!!!!!
  16. oooooo Is that so? Well hmmm. That's definately info to my advantage... *la la la la laaaaaaaa*
  17. Uhhh uhhhh!:confused: I mean come on! I went there to check it out.... ALL MEN! You think I feel comfy with that? I want to be more confident in my jabbing and upper cut skillz before I enter that gym to box.
  18. Niche, Good idea on yoga. I want to do a yoga class someday. I've never done one before, only DVD's. I hear that the stars do yoga to elongate their abdomen. That would be a great thing.
  19. Today --- 7 mile jog/run right now. Be back in almost 2
  20. I cancelled my appt. with the trainer at the boxing studio. I think I'll order a boxing DVD to get the basics down first, the wean my way into the studio. I don't want to go in and look like a totally clueless girl. Will follow up soon.
  21. Pattman, that's my question. I'm trying but my unbanded husband has no energy or I just wear him out. *shrugs and gripes*
  22. Telly replied to LittleBird's topic in The Lounge
    Loved that poem. It's soo true.
  23. Heh...lemme try my hand at creativity.. Pervenus - Goddess of pervism Perv-itis - Inflamed Perv Pervaholic- Addicted to pervertism Pervator - Dictator of Pervertism Pervnic - A picnic just for pervs Pervenvy - To be jealous of pervs Pervin- To perve

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