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We get them every week, we are constantly calling the bug people to come spray our house. We have no idea how they get in. They crawl on our walls, in our halls, in our bathrooms. I found a Water moccoson in my master bath ..well my little girl did. She went to go to use the toilet, had her pants around her ankles before she hit the toilet and saw a baby snake next to the toilet. I have no idea where they are coming from but I assure you that my back screen door is forever closed now. I think maybe they were coming in through some sort of crevice. It's time for us to move. Arkansas it is.

It's true. The entire staff at Dr. Rumbaut's office looked straight out of a Spanish Novela. They were all sexy, gorgeous, unbelieveable skin. How weird eh?

You can hide things on your person or even in your FUPA.

Built for comfort, not for speed.

Shery what a great idea!

Oh definately, he's the one I want. Wait, whose the bald guy? I've been searching for a tattoo but nothing yet, I may just draw my own.

Hijacking never bothers me.. I mentioned it b/c it's something people dislike *pet peaves* Especially in bony areas. Tattoo's can feel like a cat scratching you a thousand times in the same spot. I should know. When I hit goal, I'm headed to Miami Ink to get a huge one on my waist.

I bought fresh deli sliced turkey meat (hot peppered turkey meat) and fresh deli sliced Muenster cheese. Popped that baby in the microwave for 30 seconds and ... aye dios mio! Pure heavennnnn! All this food talk had me starvin marvin ova here.

Here we go again... What did I tell ya...?

I forgot to add "Hijackers"

Yes, I know that's the point but some newbies may not know you are joking which is a scary thought.

hahahaha!!! What's funny is.. i've actually seen real posts like these.

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA P'Nut, your imagery cracks me up. God I love it.

Ok why did I pay $11k for surgery, $100k for protein shakes and $200k for spring water?

Sweet Jesus! Who paid 20k? Why for?

Welcome Diva. Glad you are equipped for the battle. I got your back!

haha... where is it?

*Blanket statement here* WARNING I believe everyone has a pet peave when it comes to posting and posting styles on a forum. Yes some readers, responders are: Dissectors Stalkers Trolls Ignorant Abusive Political Amusing/Comical Know-it-alls Jealous Mentally ill Pretend Christians or... bible thumpers but hypocrits Deceivers Got to have the last word attitude Finger pointers Shouting (Caps Lock) What about me? No one likes me - attitudes When people from all over the world, from different backgrounds, different view points and morals get together, there will be a nice cocktail of sorts. It tends to makes this forum more interesting.

Omg Paul! That sounds damn good!

Quacamole is damn good. I'm craving some now..thanks you guys!

When someone asks "why is she missing?" people will give their viewpoint. The question itself opened up doors.. So yes, though the original poster expressed a "missing" feeling of someone, there was a question and as an open forum, it was addressed.

Drewslou, re-read the question in the original post... We came, we saw, we answered.

I chose this one. You are not the boss of me, *cackles*

I suppose your life's purpose and passion is to bring Delarla back. Actually, in all of the funky posts... I see you in it 3loves. I think I know who you talk about.. yourself.

Eficka is beautiful, reminds me so much of Nev Campbell. Kristie, yes I can see a difference and I love the 2nd picture where it showcases your beautiful blue eyes and great smile. I'm here all. April bandit, alive and well.