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What is your pirate name?

For the men

http://www.mess.be/pirate-names-male.php

For the women

http://www.mess.be/pirate-names-female.php

Here is mine

Arrrrgh me beauty, send the name Amy to davy jones's locker! You will commandeer your ship as

Yardarm Mary

(Tisn't the prettiest nickname, tis a nickname none the less)

...sounds a little like Typhoid Mary... Can I make you some Soup?

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Swashy Lizzie?

Now what does swashy mean?

Well according to dictionary.com swashy means soft like fruit that is too ripe. So yeah I guess I'm swashy.

M

I've had a hysterectomy but I still can't get away from the red stuff!

I'm Bloody Erin - what the hell does that represent?

Non the less, very interesting Amy - where do you find this uh, swarther smellin stuff?

Andy

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