neveragain

Ok, let me break this down for you as simply as possible. Vomit + Blood = Bad = Necessary hospital visit.

I love Red Bull..........*drools* An addition of a little Grey Goose never hurt, either. :-D

I would love to meet up with you guys if that's ok. I don't really have anyone here. I was banded up in PHX, but I live down here in Tucson. Let me know.

Exactly. Been there done that. lol.

Hey everyone!!!! I'm starting to slow down. I need to get up off of my butt and go to the gym!!!!

I'm 22. Is there any girls/guys in the Tucson or Phoenix area???

I'll be up in Phoenix next weekend. Let me know if you're free and of course I'm still in for the surgery.

Ok people. I know it's been a while. Still single? Aaaaabsolutely. lol Now that I'm confident enough to go out with my friends, I'm still completely incapable of striking up a conversation with a woman. Once I'm talking to her, I do ok, but it's just that conversation starter that I have trouble with. I guess I still put women on a pedestal. It's so frustrating. I just can't get past it. I need some help!

I can definitely vouch for this lovely lady! haha. Hi!!!!!!!

<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh my god. I almost fell out of my bed. Oh my god. <img src="http://www.LapBandTalk.com/images/smilies/rofl.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Rofl" smilieid="306" class="inlineimg" /><br /> <br /> You, my friend, are awesome. haha. I'd tell them to come talk to me when their balls drop and then see who the better man is.

PM me and I'll give you a couple of REALLY good recipes. I promise it won't be too hard. If I can make them, you can. P.S.: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN????????????? :cry And now for the obligatory llama I found while looking through the smilies. Enjoy! :llama:

Exactly. Take everything in stride and see how it works!!!

About two weeks ago, I was running with my friend Jayne and some little douchebag kids threw three eggs at me and yelled "fatass!". Every one of them hit me in the butt. Now, I'm normally very unreceptive to criticism, especially when it comes out of the mouths of ankle biters, but I had really been having a bad day and I was really down. I just kind of sat there for a second. I really didn't know what to do. They better just thank their lucky stars that none hit her. They would have gotten the living hell beaten out of them. You know, I'm a really strongheaded, sarcastic guy when it comes to these things. I think it has do with the fact that I've been ridiculed and taunted every single day that I can remember from one person or another, whether it's my dad, sister, or whomever. I can take everything and dish it back to you without a drop of sweat on my brow, but sometimes, I just can't. I just don't have the energy. Today being one of those days. Where is that easy button when I need it. haha.

See, I have a curl bar that I use for a lot at home, but I'm really trying to get myself to run more often. I need to get my heart and lungs in better shape. Damnation. lol.

Dating sites are great for girls, but for guys who are heavy, it's a futile effort, it seems. I've been on OkCupid, POF, Match, EHarmony, Cupid. Don't get me wrong, I met some nice girls, some less compatible than others, but I don't know. Would I do it again? Probably. I just wish they weren't so god awefully expensive...

I since the liquid does sit in your stomach for at least a few minutes, I would wait around 10min. Just my .02, though.

what she said^^

I can't say that i've ever had runny noses, but that sticky PB fluid is pretty fun. lol

You overacheivers!!!!! haha. Good job! I did some upper body work... :-(

chrispygal, thanks for sharing that. It's nice to know that I'm not the only one. The thing that really kind of stinks is that I don't feel like I can truly be happy until I get my career going and start a family.Yes, I'm 22, and I know I'm young. Believe me, I hear it every day. I work at a city golf course. haha. Part of this was brought on by the simple fact that all of my friends are getting married and who do I have? No one. Not even a start. On another crappy note, I think I'm falling in love with a good friend of mine and I just realized that while I was typing. This is not good. I don't know what to do. If you remember me talking about that girl Jayne that I was seeing, we ended up becoming friends...see this is WHY I DON'T stay friends with my exes. Oh my god, this is bad. I don't think I can keep this to myself and I refuse to be one of those people that lets it sit and boil inside me until it tears me apart, piece by piece. Holy shit, there's nothing good about this. I hate being a nice guy. HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLP! Ladies, if you ever wanted to know how a guy's mind works^^^

You HAVE to include legs in this. It's SO important to include legs because they are some of the biggest muscles in your body. More muscle = More fat burning when you're not even doing anything. A good leg work out is essential, my friend. :clap2: My workout schedule: Monday: Chest/Back Tuesday: Bi/Tri Wednesday: Legs Thursday: Shoulders and Cardio Friday: Off Sat/Sun: Some form of intense cardio.

No worries, guys, it gets better. Just take it easy and walk a lot. I can't stress ENOUGH how important walking really is. It makes you feel SO much better, too.

That is a real asshole thing to say. People like that piss me off. Don't hide it. Be proud that you're doing something well for yourself.

Trust me, it gets better. Your cravings will get a little worse before they get better, but just stick it out. It's worth it. :-)

Are you trying to make a date with me????? :guess Haha. jk. I'm in Tucson, but I'm often in Phoenix, so PM me a week or so before you get here and we'll see if we can't manage to meet up. There's a few other awesome people in phoenix that you definitely want to meet! *cough* WasABubbleButt *cough* I really am enjoying my new found time to myself, but I must admit, I'm very lonely at the moment. With everything that is going on, even the good, I still feel like there's something missing...it's really kind of demoralizing. I'm sure I'll feel better, but still...