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DeLarla

By DeLarla, in The Lounge

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DeLarla    22

DeLarla
Posted

You know all those silly prizes inside kids' Cereal? You guessed it, ILLUMINATE! That's where you'll find the decoder.

All circuits are clear in Lidsville. Can you hear me, Major Tom? 99, out.

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Penni60    45

Penni60
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NOW SHE TELLS ME!!!!!!!!!

P.S. (shhh, we don't want them knowing we're hip, but you need to poke holes in the foil.)

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giveyouthemoon    4

giveyouthemoon
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P.S. (shhh, we don't want them knowing we're hip, but you need to poke holes in the foil.)

Ow. I think I poked too far. Wait...no....now that feels good. How peculiar.

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live2canoe    1

live2canoe
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OH - I get it NOW!!

We were supposed to take the foil hat OFF BEFORE we poked the holes!

Still re-reading sections of the Da Vinci Code to see where Ms. DeLarla's clues are leading us...........

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giveyouthemoon    4

giveyouthemoon
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Exactly, but make sure to conceal the holes with paper flaps, but do NOT use orange. Oh no, please don't use orange.

I believe that goes entirely without saying. EVERYONE knows that...and if they don't, well....they are clearly not one of us and subject to interrogation.....crazy.gif

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PamRN    0

PamRN
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Sorry, I missed that last transmission... I was digging through the Cereal boxes... pretty loud crunchy stuff that cereal... part of the plan I suppose... Ok, so I got my decoder "chip flipper" out of the fruit loops... how clever of you to decorate in the incredibles... that being what we are and all... So here I sit patiently awaiting your next message, hubby can walk around the cereal piles, this is important!

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DeLarla    22

DeLarla
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Sorry, had to abort mission to change wet panties. May Day, May Day. Decode contingency plan K9 (okay to use orange here, but duh, we all know that.)

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giveyouthemoon    4

giveyouthemoon
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Decode contingency plan K9 (okay to use orange here, but duh, we all know that.)

Oh crap....I only did my homework up to K7. Pam? Can I cheat off of your notes? I'm so not a good band trooper. My translations always suck anyway......

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PamRN    0

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Duh... that means let the dog eat the cereal, we're too important to for such menial clean up, or maybe it's get the sink sprayer the vaccuum's broke... or holy sh!T I just pee'd myself at you idiots.... (flipping through my cheat sheets)

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giveyouthemoon    4

giveyouthemoon
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Duh... that means let the dog eat the cereal,

Holy crap! I don't have a dog!!!!! Or cereal. I'm going to put an extra layer on my foil hat then put a wire hanger down my pants and stand on the roof waiting for additional guidance.

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