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BethFromVA

By BethFromVA, in Rants & Raves

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*slim*    2

*slim*
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If you do oral with the band...you'll get pregnant.

Well crap! Now you tell me.:)

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ThePoolGirl    1

ThePoolGirl
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Oh, my, you dirty, dirrrrrty girl!! :)

Waaahhh. Slim is dirtier than me...than I...than me...whatever :rolleyes:. Well, she's dirtier than all my multiple personalities.

Edited by ThePoolGirl
i'm still on liquids :(

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BethFromVA    5

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Waaahhh. Slim is dirtier than me...than I...than me...whatever :rolleyes:. Well, she's dirtier than all my multiple personalities.

Well, I figured you're not QUITE as dirrrty since you pool dive. Then again, I know that I pee in the pool, so... :)

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plain    12

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Honey, I'm just so freakingly jealous of those mushrooms.... I bought a lemon tree (the whole, huge tree...not some dinky plant) and well, nada. Just what kind of Water and plant food did you use??!?!

I think the brand of plant food is "Fallus-gro". It's made by Peters, Dix and Wang. Their home office is in Johnsonville, Tx.

I felt flemish once.

Do you mean my cousin Flemish White? He was telling me he had a hot encounter in a men's room stall. I always wondered who was on the other side.

As I began reading this thread I suspected you all were a bunch of right wing radical extremists. After having read nearly all of it I am convinced.....

However, can you please help me? My doctor is real concerned with my Protein intake. He says I should always eat Protein first. My question: Does this mean that I always have to do oral before missionary? Or is this something that only PG can faithfully answer?

Look, I've been over this, like 8 or 10 times. If you wanna do missionary, you first have to be ordained. There is an internet school that takes care of these things. Or so I've heard.

But HOW do you do a PB????

It's a game I like to call "finger drumbeat on the uvula"

I played the choking game once. Passed out. Woke up wearing Plain's Lil Bo Peep outfit. Scary. :)

How do you think I got the outfit in the first place? Except I also woke up with a sore butt. Bonus!

Not sure if you can get pregnant that way, but I'm betting you'll be able to do the chicken dance while listening to "Beat it"

If you're into "beating it", you probably won't get pregnant.

Well, I figured you're not QUITE as dirrrty since you pool dive. Then again, I know that I pee in the pool, so... :rolleyes:

I would never pee in the pool. However, my IBS sometimes flares while I swim.

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ThePoolGirl    1

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I just tells um as I sees um...New on the boards:

New member in Utah..

Too tight and stalled out..

Question about sex..

Sounds like a job for the erm Johnson thread!

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JENNIFER7375    3

JENNIFER7375
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Almost spit Crystal Light all over computer! Snicker, snicker. :)[/quote

Are you sure it was crystal light? and didn't i already tell you spitting was impolite?:rolleyes:

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BJean    16

BJean
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Nah, clowns are complex carbohydrates - all that red fuzzy hair and that nose. Wonka, wonka.

But don't let him blow seltzer down your gullett 15 minutes before and 2 hours after you eat him. That's cheating!

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Some docs allow clowns, some don't. I think everybody agrees, though, that if one decides to eat a clown, go with a happy clown. There's nothing so bitter as the tears of a sad clown.

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