Seriously curious

[ThePoolGirl 1]

But my sister's husband's cousin's half brother's girlfriend told me I could eat anything pureed in a blender as long as I drink it standing on my head. Is that wrong?

Well, yes, yes it is wrong. You're supposed to stand on her head, silly. And you gotta be petting a possum at the same time. Really. It's true.

[Carrie_C 9]

Well Dang, they didn't tell me that part. I guess my band won't work for sure now.

[BethFromVA 5]

But my sister's husband's cousin's half brother's girlfriend told me I could eat anything pureed in a blender as long as I drink it standing on my head. Is that wrong?

LOL, obviously not if you're an August bandster.

[Carrie_C 9]

Dang, I'm a May 2008 banster so I guess I lose again.

[ThePoolGirl 1]

Snicker.

Hmmm, the lasagna folks are getting testy. I'll admit it - I found the thread and mentioned it here 'cause I was sure it had to be a joke. Guess not.

Now rumor has it...there's a recipe for fake lasagna on the boards. If you puree that, are you okay??? I mean, come on, it's fake.... Or am I wrong?

[BethFromVA 5]

And you gotta be petting a possum at the same time. Really. It's true.

Okay, is that some sort of sexual reference? :biggrin:

Cuz we don't tolerate that here unless I'm involved in some way.

[ThePoolGirl 1]

Okay, is that some sort of sexual reference? :biggrin:

Cuz we don't tolerate that here unless I'm involved in some way.

Well, it's YOUR possum :biggrin:

[BethFromVA 5]

Hmmm, the lasagna folks are getting testy.

Well, they are newly banded. Makes 'em cranky.

[RestlessMonkey 7]

I just whipped up (oh snorkle) a possum quiche. It's good for ANY phase of the lab band.

[Carrie_C 9]

Well, they are newly banded. Makes 'em cranky.

:biggrin::biggrin:

Just when I think I've heard it all, something new pops up!!

[BethFromVA 5]

Whip the possum. Hmmm, sounds like some sort of kinky game that HH or plain would be at the center of.

[Carrie_C 9]

I just whipped up (oh snorkle) a possum quiche. It's good for ANY phase of the lab band.

Please share with the rest of us beotches.

[RestlessMonkey 7]

No. You'll just post it on the "Food and Nutrition" page.

And yes, Beth, perceptive as ever. It involves possum, HH, Plain, Tim Curry, a couple of saddles, and some latex.

[ThePoolGirl 1]

And speaking of HH....did Hell freeze over or something????

I saw a thread today where he and his nemesis were getting along. Be afraid, very afraid.

And I loves me some possum quiche...although I pronounce it as quicky

[Carrie_C 9]

ooooh latex.