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And actually a Lasagna Puree Enema is often prescribed post op if people take too much of their "opioid based" pain pills. :)

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Depends on who you're administering the enema to...

Well I'm the one sitting here in my assless "Aquaman" costume....who do think gets the enema?!? And I always insist on the "x-tra large" nozzle.

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Wasa skeers me. Makes me look all soft'n fluffy. I should post more where she does so people will notice my niceness more. I'm really not a bitch. No, really. SHUDDUP, I AM NOT. F*ckers.

Yeah she scares me too. Think Godzilla vs Bambi. And I'm not the Godzilla character.

I had the gall to ask her for a source for her "statistics" once. I still have the bitter scars. :)

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Well I'm the one sitting here in my assless "Aquaman" costume....who do think gets the enema?!? And I always insist on the "x-tra large" nozzle.

Well, I only said that cuz you asked if it could hurt your marriage.

If you give it to yourself, Aquaman costume or your Little Bo Peep (preferred) costume, no problem.

Now... if you are giving it to that cute cable guy again, yeah, could cause problems with the li'l woman.

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And actually a Lasagna Puree Enema is often prescribed post op if people take too much of their "opioid based" pain pills. :)

Yeah, one time I had to use some o' that hemopiod cream. I think it was "Prep H" or something?

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Yeah she scares me too. Think Godzilla vs Bambi. And I'm not the Godzilla character.

I had the gall to ask her for a source for her "statistics" once. I still have the bitter scars. :biggrin:

SEE? I only bitch-slap and run (learned it from plain). But SHE BITES. :)

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Beth HH just jumped onto the "3 days post op" thread.

I think you may owe him some sexual favors.

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Yeah she scares me too. Think Godzilla vs Bambi. And I'm not the Godzilla character.

I had the gall to ask her for a source for her "statistics" once. I still have the bitter scars. :)

Ooooh, I read that post! It was great! You shoulda tossed some monkey poo at her! Maybe you could send her some of your oppossum quicky to get on her good side. Does she have a good side? She scary!!

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Well I'm the one sitting here in my assless "Aquaman" costume....who do think gets the enema?!? And I always insist on the "x-tra large" nozzle.

Very interesting!:)

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Omg, I just saw!! :biggrin:

Thank God, another one that makes me look good. :)

And sexual favors? You mean he probably won't take this bribery mon-- er, thank you card I have for him?

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Omg, I just saw!! :biggrin:

Thank God, another one that makes me look good. :)

And sexual favors? You mean he probably won't take this bribery mon-- er, thank you card I have for him?

A wardrobe malfunction is good for like 5000 words. At least that's the deal WE have.

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Ooooh, I read that post! It was great! You shoulda tossed some monkey poo at her! Maybe you could send her some of your oppossum quicky to get on her good side. Does she have a good side? She scary!!

Wait till she finds out I've been whoring around with HH (I always wanted to whore around) .

I'll be pureed monkey. WAH!!!!:)

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Which begs the question, Monkey -- are we boring you here or something? :) You're so freakin' fickle.

Fickle, me???? I'll admit I'm RESTLESS...But I only abuse you, and TPG, and plain and HH, and KC and Carrie. Mostly you. I'm true blue!

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