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You aren't getting enough Water in. And the chicken must be fried. Plus you need some lettuce.

are you exercising? If you walk to and from the kitchen a lot you're building muscle and one pound of muscle weighs more than one pound of fat so that's why.

Now I'm new...but I think I get it now. I should move the mini fridge and deep fryer from next to my lounge chair and put them in the kitchen? I didn't know about the muscle thing. Did anyone else know that? Did you doctor tell you? Or did you find out on LBT? I'm new and don't know anything. But I did know the strips had to be fried!! Duh.

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You aren't getting enough Water in. And the chicken must be fried. Plus you need some lettuce.

are you exercising? If you walk to and from the kitchen a lot you're building muscle and one pound of muscle weighs more than one pound of fat so that's why.

Dammit - what is your freakin obsession with water - it's not like it's that important for life - that's what alcohol is for - give it a flying flipping break you nimwitted, nanner eating tree swinging skankish freak

btw - feel free to get to know me anytime - I'm a cool chicka!

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Yanno, lookin' at your pic, I think you WOULD be the one person it won't work for. Sucks to be you.

You can tell all that just by looking at my picture! Wow. :confused:

Ok. . . Do you think WW would work? Will I find my dream job? What are the best lotto numbers?

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Oh, somebody save me from myself....I must stop reading the boards. There's a post about low libido....so many ways to respond.... Do you think they've considered donkeys?

Male or female? Omg, I could have SO much fun with that...

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you mean someone's not 12 hours post op and and hornier than a 15yr old boy?

Hmmm, I think maybe someone remembered my kind advice to pnkpottymouth. Snicker, snicker.

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you mean someone's not 12 hours post op and and hornier than a 15yr old boy?

Well, we had this ONE guttersnipe, but she got banned. Hehehe, banded THEN banned.

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Dammit - what is your freakin obsession with Water - it's not like it's that important for life - that's what alcohol is for - give it a flying flipping break you nimwitted, nanner eating tree swinging skankish freak

btw - feel free to get to know me anytime - I'm a cool chicka!

Yeah, friend her... she's cool... :confused:

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of course . i walk to the fridge all day! and standing in line at McDonald's is major exertion.

Just make sure you have your skechers on and you will get a fabulous workout while you walk and stand in line!

Oh yeah, make sure you order the DIET Coke!

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Well, we had this ONE guttersnipe, but she got banned. Hehehe, banded THEN banned.

i held off for a whole 2 days. but hey a girl's gotta pay the bills.

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of course . i walk to the fridge all day! and standing in line at McDonald's is major exertion.

Oh my gosh - how about the ones where you have to walk through the play yard and around the red box - I mean seriously - that is a major workout - I might need to get the large milkshake for the extra Protein just to keep up my strength

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Dammit - what is your freakin obsession with Water - it's not like it's that important for life - that's what alcohol is for - give it a flying flipping break you nimwitted, nanner eating tree swinging skankish freak

btw - feel free to get to know me anytime - I'm a cool chicka!

Look I asked my husband who's also a nurse and trained with florence Nightingale and has been a nurse 108 years now and he says we need water and I TRUST him you need to understand we are PARTNERS and a TEAM.

so there. SKANKISH? SKANKISH?

Um er I mean HOW DARE you call me skankish. I'm skankly, not skankish.

but ask your doc.

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You can tell all that just by looking at my picture! Wow. :confused:

Yes. You definitely lack what it takes.

Ok. . . Do you think WW would work? Will I find my dream job? What are the best lotto numbers?

No... hell no... and if I knew the, I sure as HELL wouldn't give 'em to you.

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