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I want to be you and I don't even know you. SOB.

Monkey with a big head - hmmm??

Of course she always has a long line of hotties at her door!:confused:

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I'm crushed I almost missed all the fun.

Well, you weren't quite cool enough for the first-run invites, but good thing you were close to the front door for the second run. I guess our bouncer Guido let you in?

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Tequila is my fav! What do ya mean we can't chug! Crap I want to be debandedededed!

I have heard (on LBT of course) that you have to go to MX or Outer Mongolia to be debandededededed....,but, I'm new...I don't know. Can someone help me? Please.

Anyone?

And Beth, you're brother wasn't much. Tried him, put him on eBay...along with the crabs.

TPG

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it is never too early or late to start drinking! but stick to the hard stuff. dont you know you can stretch your pouch from 3 sips of beer!!

NO NO NO! If you have a hot beer first thing in the morning it does NOT stretch your pouch. SIGH Good grief at the misinformation.

but yes, for rapid intoxication, hard liquor is best.

I hope you know I don't mean this to be mean. You just need to ask your surgeon.

And stay hydrated.

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Me too. I could use more... help.

More help whorin around? I was here to get some lessons from you! Crap!

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Guido the bouncer, yes. He let me in after I granted certain favors. Good thing I'm a monkey without morals.

NOW I have to go to eBay and bid on Beth's brother. Bother.

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NO NO NO! If you have a hot beer first thing in the morning it does NOT stretch your pouch. SIGH Good grief at the misinformation.

but yes, for rapid intoxication, hard liquor is best.

I hope you know I don't mean this to be mean. You just need to ask your surgeon.

And stay hydrated.

so i can exchange Water for rum as long as its clear bacardi?

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NO NO NO! If you have a hot beer first thing in the morning it does NOT stretch your pouch. SIGH Good grief at the misinformation.

but yes, for rapid intoxication, hard liquor is best.

I hope you know I don't mean this to be mean. You just need to ask your surgeon.

And stay hydrated.

If you can't say anything mean, than don't say. . . wait.

I am still confused about hydration? Beer, hard liquor, wine? I hate drinking Water, so I think I just might like this band thing!

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Ah, Guido. I remember him/her when she was Guidette. But that was before the Great Band Incident :confused:

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I'm SOBER!! ! WAH!!!!

Too late to start drinking now it's almost 2am. I'd have to chug tequila and my doc said no chugging WAH

Oh, darlin', it's NEVER too late to start drinking!! :confused:

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so i can exchange Water for rum as long as its clear bacardi?

YES. Clear liquids week one. You think we just drink Water? WHere is your week one BOOK for goodness sake?

Save the Bailey's for week two...creamy liquors.

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If you can't say anything mean, than don't say. . . wait.

I am still confused about hydration? Beer, hard liquor, wine? I hate drinking Water, so I think I just might like this band thing!

Look as long as you get 64 ounces, you can switch Water for beer, rum, or gin.

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Ah, Guido. I remember him/her when she was Guidette. But that was before the Great Band Incident :confused:

Uh oh, does the band not work for everyone? How do I know that the band will work for me? What if I am the only person in the whole world that does not lose weight with the band??

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      On day 4 of the 2 week liquid pre-op diet. Surgery scheduled for June 11th.
      Soooo I am coming to a realization
      of something and I'm not sure what to do about it. For years the only thing I've enjoyed is eating. We rarely do anything or go anywhere and if we do it always includes food. Family comes over? Big family dinner! Go camping? Food! Take a short ride or trip? Food! Holiday? Food! Go out of town for a Dr appointment? Food! When we go to a new town we don't look for any attractions, we look for restaurants we haven't been to. Heck, I look forward to getting off work because that means it's almost supper time. Now that I'm drinking these pre-op shakes for breakfast, lunch, and supper I have nothing to look forward to.  And once I have surgery on June 11th it'll be more of the same shakes. Even after pureed stage, soft food stage, and finally regular food stage, it's going to be a drastic change for the rest of my life. I'm giving up the one thing that really brings me joy. Eating. How do you cope with that? What do you do to fill that void? Wow. Now I'm sad.
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        Life as a big person had limited my life to what I knew I could manage to do each day. That was eat. I hadn't anything else to look forward to. So my eating choices were the best I could dream up. I planned the cooking in managable lots in my head and filled my day with and around it.

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