Seriously curious

[krtork 0]

I have a question? I was told by my neighbors mommas great aunt Ethel that I can do my own fills. just like giving myself a diabetes shot. Can I use the Pickle Juice left over from your pickles for my fill? I want to fill it up real quick cause I don't want to have the bandster hell I hear about. I got banded 3 days ago.

It is easy to give your own fills! You might even ask Ethel to come over and give you some help. Obviously she is an expert and I would trust her with a needle full of pickle juice!

Make sure you check with your surgeon first, but if you can't wait until Monday - go ahead and just check in with him/her ASAP next week!:confused:

[gone 4 ever 6]

Ethel just told me to use icecream to fill it. Gives you a nice cool feeling in the band. She says detergent might make me bubble out the wrong end if you follow my meaning!

[BethFromVA 5]

Don't check with your surgeons. Not only do they not know anything, but they'll say not to do it. Only because they're greedy bastards.

[BethFromVA 5]

Ethel just told me to use icecream to fill it. Gives you a nice cool feeling in the band. She says detergent might make me bubble out the wrong end if you follow my meaning!

Hey, bubbles tickle. And the nice thing is, if it's filled with fart gas, you can send it over to somebody as a "present."

[ThePoolGirl 1]

LIAR!!! What do YOU know, you unbanded freak?? Sheesh, get your effin' facts straight! You could do somebody some real damage, you fruit loop!

I love Froot Loops, with ice cream. I heard that those loops are sliders but then my friend said that they had too much carb in them and that eating the ice cream was okay if it was Tuesday but only an odd number and if it was sunny. So is this okay? Have you ever had that? I sure hope you respond real fast. My Cereal is getting soggy and I heard that that can get stuck in your band if you're too tight but my boyfriend never said I was tight He said I was lose but I'm gonna loose wayt with the band Right? K, bye now

[krtork 0]

Sorry, you're f*cked. Thinner, yes, but you look like a melted candle, right? That's what you get for eating too many Big Macs in the first place. Deal. Maybe join the circus as the amazing melting woman.

Are you f*ckin serious! Big Macs are for trailer trash like you! I only go to Wendy's and eat the square burgers! Join the circus, why would I want to spend more time with you! Why don't you get a life and get off these boards!

[gone 4 ever 6]

I can't find my surgeon, he packed up and left town. told me to go to Mexico if I need revision cause I will slip my band sooner or later. I don't remember him telling me anything before the surgery

[kcmagu 3]

I would advise not telling anybody about your surgery. They will hardly notice the weight loss. Just make sure you talk alot about exercise and they will think that you are doing it "the old-fashion" way!:confused:

Get out of town - doing it missionary style and only after marriage helps you lose weight?!?!

Crap, looks like I got mine in time! I don't have a boyfriend named Willie.

Ya but if you have more than 4 boyfriends and sleep with them all then you get yours for free so you would have been ok since you're going on 6 - oh wait 7 - sorry forgot Randy dumped you for not sharing fluffy after you gained that last 200 lbs

I have a question? I was told by my neighbors mommas great aunt Ethel that I can do my own fills. just like giving myself a diabetes shot. Can I use the Pickle Juice left over from your pickles for my fill? I want to fill it up real quick cause I don't want to have the bandster hell I hear about. I got banded 3 days ago.

[bOh yeah - that's a great idea - please just make sure you lick the needle real good first so as to make sure no drops of pickle juice come in contact with your skin - otherwise you go blind and get cancer of the arse.[/b]

[BethFromVA 5]

I love Froot Loops, with ice cream. I heard that those loops are sliders but then my friend said that they had too much carb in them and that eating the ice cream was okay if it was Tuesday but only an odd number and if it was sunny. So is this okay? Have you ever had that? I sure hope you respond real fast. My Cereal is getting soggy and I heard that that can get stuck in your band if you're too tight but my boyfriend never said I was tight He said I was lose but I'm gonna loose wayt with the band Right? K, bye now

Okay, if cereal gets soggy, eat it standing on your head. Don't ask how this works cuz I have no freakin' idea.

Maybe your boyfriend is "tiny." Tell him I said so. Give him my number if he wants a piece of me.

As for the whens and hows of eating cereal, so long as you start immediately after surger and don't go over a box a day, you should be fine. But see the above about it being soggy.

[ThePoolGirl 1]

I can't find my surgeon, he packed up and left town. told me to go to Mexico if I need revision cause I will slip my band sooner or later. I don't remember him telling me anything before the surgery

I hear that there are some experts on the forum who know all about Mexico. I'm sure they'd love to share their experience. :confused: And you don't remember the surgery due to the marijuana.

[gone 4 ever 6]

WAAAA I want my band out! I want to eat real food in the amounts I want. I know it's only been 3 days, but I made a mistake and my husband won't support me. what am I gonna do?

[ThePoolGirl 1]

Fish makes me gag.

[BethFromVA 5]

Are you f*ckin serious! Big Macs are for trailer trash like you! I only go to Wendy's and eat the square burgers! Join the circus, why would I want to spend more time with you! Why don't you get a life and get off these boards!

Hey, be-otch, I don't live in a trailer like lucky you, I live in a box on Main and 14th. So therefore I only eat at Jack-In-The-Box (get it? We gotsta stick together).

As for the circus, they said I wasn't hairy enough for their bearded lady opening, so I'm a bit bummed. Way to kick me when I'm down.

[krtork 0]

I can't find my surgeon, he packed up and left town. told me to go to Mexico if I need revision cause I will slip my band sooner or later. I don't remember him telling me anything before the surgery

Oh, so sorry to hear that your surgeon left town! Is there a local support group that you could go to? I would be afraid of going to MX unless you are going with your band donkey! Then you should be safe! I think!

Well, I don't know much about MX, better ask someone else on this board that is an expert.

[ThePoolGirl 1]

WAAAA I want my band out! I want to eat real food in the amounts I want. I know it's only been 3 days, but I made a mistake and my husband won't support me. what am I gonna do?

Lose the hubby.. Get a possum. Watch the fur though; it sticks in the band.