I am 4 1/2 weeks post op, I take a birth control pill everyday...I haven't missed one since my surgery. Am I protected from pregnancy? Is there something in the medicine they give us at the hospital that could cancel out my birth control?

Thank You,

Edited July 22, 200917 yr by Loving everyday

Just couch all your sex advice in food innuendo...that way it's safe to post it on here. :bored:

And I am having Monkey hysterics....thought I owned LBT just found out I don't. WWWWWWAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Wrong end. DOUCHE with it. Kinda tickles, but only for a minute.

For those who only have Diet Coke instead of Pepsi, there may be a hitch in your giddyup, but don't despair. Check to see if you have a chicken and a weedeater. There's this whole nuther process.

Oh darn, my mistake! Wow, TG you all are here to help with the tough vajayjay questions!!

And I am having Monkey hysterics....thought I owned LBT just found out I don't. WWWWWWAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Last time I checked PG did

ROFLMAO I am on a roll :bored:

Well I guess I'll go back to flinging poo, as monkeys do. WWWWAAAAHHHH

ROFLMAO

I am going to get some chicken and a weedeater.

but what kind of chicken? Alive? Such a confused little monkey, still reeling from the awful news. :bored:

Dear Restless Monkey,

If you do not indeed own LBT, why have I made all those checks payable to you???? Now, I can't afford soda in a bottle or a chicken and my weedeater is on the fritz. This started as a bad hair day and just kept sliding down hill from there.

TPG:wink:

DARN! Um, let me get back to you on that one, OK? Just follow your post op diet and you'll be fine. Oh, and avoid ALL sex. :bored:

I am going to get some chicken and a weedeater.

but what kind of chicken? Alive? Such a confused little monkey, still reeling from the awful news. :bored:

Sorry, yes, a live chicken. You can find them in the aisles of your AeroMexico planes for sure. Other than that, I'm not sure.

Aside from the fact that you probably don't want to get pregnant (which is why, I'm assuming, you're on birth control), if you 'accidentally' get pregnant now (while your band and insides are still healing) you could cause serious complications to your band. I don't know what all physicians recommend, but mine says wait AT LEAST a year before getting pregnant.

Despite your pill, you should use extra protection.

Sorry, yes, a live chicken. You can find them in the aisles of your AeroMexico planes for sure. Other than that, I'm not sure.

I live in South Texas. Actually, I think my neighbor has some! LOL

I live in South Texas. Actually, I think my neighbor has some! LOL

Well there ya go! And that works for any border state, Florida, Virginia, and New York.

let's see....her thread name "Can I have unprotected sex?"

Her question: "Can I have unprotected sex?"

Did you think she was asking about chicken? Mushies?

Why did you open the thread...just to be snarky?

OUCH!:thumbup:

Donna, this is not for you :thumbup:! But don't y'all just love the word SNARKY ?? It just fits so many people (at times that is).... It's certainly nicer than plain old bitchy.

jmo,

TPG

To be honest, I've never heard the word before today. Bitchy seems to fit some people better though don't you think! I prefer the term "smart ass"

Donna, I think all the names fit certain people at certain times :thumbup:. I've had a bad day and it isn't getting better. The word for me today would be Ultimate Bitch Supreme with Fangs. Tomorrow, that might be Version 2 depending on whether or not some idiot wakes me at 8 am about a cell phone bill I know nothing about!! Argh.

But, gotta say, I LOVE snarky. :thumbup: