Controversal Topic - XXX Rated Thread

[PRETTYPINKKITTY 0]

You're Great Delarla! I Sure Did Click! Freedom Of Speech Rocks, I Have My Own Beliefs And I Know They May Not Be The Same As Others, But I Don't Care. If I Don't Want To Hear Or See Something I Go Somewhere Else. It Doesn't Matter If It's Because I Think It's Boring Or Because It Offends Me. Personally I Like To Hear What Other People Think, Even If I Don't Agree. It's Entertaining, And Who Knows I May Learn Something. Fyi--i Always Look For Your Threads Because I Know For Sure That They Will Be Entertaining! Thanks

[Zoe 6]

No problem. I think it's great that both the X-rated threads and most of the religious ones are clearly titled, so anyone who wants to avoid one or the other (or both) can stay clear.

[DeLarla 22]

"I personally have a strong faith in a higher power. NO that doesn't mean a larger battery. LOL!!!"

That one has me crying n' snorting, followed by Paula, so I'll be laughing all day. Penni, maybe it's not pretty, but OMG! See, I do believe in God! Sometimes he really pisses me off but he's a fair, understanding dude that understands my anger. He's also damn funny. I was baptized Catholic, but there are too many obvious flaws and hypocrisies in Catholicism, so I pray to a knock-off version, DeLarlaism.

The bible and all it states is too contradictory for a wise old gal like me. I'm supposed to believe God created everything including my mind and mouth, but I'm not allowed my own analysis and conclusions or use of my brain and voice that he so generously gifted me with? Sorry, I don't buy it. Not my God. He spoke and said, "De, I made you smarter and quirkier than some folks and I'd be damned disappointed if you didn't use the gifts I gave you to show people a better path."

Now that I've turned this into a God debate, can someone explain why he doesn't want us using vibrators? Or does the bible say we can use them but we can't talk about them? The bible doesn't say we can use microwaves or walk on the moon, so why are those topics safe?

Your turn.

[dylansmom 27]

I don't think that it's a matter of Him not wanting you to use your gifts at all. He gave them to you, so use them girl!!! You have such a gift to bring joy to others, and use it you do!!! There's nothing in my bible that says you can't use your gifts, as a matter of fact it says that he who buries his talents instead of using them is a fool! So I would venture to guess that He's very proud of you for using what you've been given!!!

And, er, as far as not being able to use vibrators? It's all good there too! The bible only talks about not sleeping with anyone outside of marriage, not using vibrators. I think it's a safe bet that we can all continue to pleasure ourselves without remorse. *cheeky grin*

[DeLarla 22]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't the whole bible story start with a couple naked hippies running around a garden?

I start these hot topics because I'm attracted to intelligence. I know the smart ones will have good stuff to say. Keep 'em coming!

[paula 4]

God created man and woman to create life. He didnt create just woman - and a dildo. He created both sexes - to have sex, with each other.

God made sex to feel good, so we would have it more often... ultimately have more kids. Making sense? you asked, I tell!

Actually I want to apoligize for my earlier post.

For me, I chose not to make comments about my personal belief system, basically because I would be devastated in knowing that I offended ANYONE. I try to be more generalized in my words when I post.

LBT has always been a place where we have aimed to include people, not exclude them. The world has done enough of that for us... exclusion!

I love you Lisa - always have, always will! God bless you~

[La_madam 20]

Darn It, and here I thought I was clicking on some XXX rated topic

[PamRN 0]

This topic reminds me of a joke:

A saintly priest of the highest integrity passed away and was met at the pearly gates by one of god's gate keepers. Because this priest had been so devoted to god's teaching in life, the gate keeper informed the priest that god had granted the priest one afterlife request. The priest replied, "you know, I would love a look at the book of life". Done! The angel escorted our priest to the holy library and showed him god's written plans. Knowing it would take the priest a while to look through, the angel left him alone so he might peruse it at his leisure. Many hours had passed and the angel returned to collect the priest, but on approach to the library, heard a gut wrenching wailing & sobbing coming from inside. The angel hurried inside and asked the priest, "What? What is it? What has distressed you so?" The priest looked at the angel and replied... R!... R!... There's an R in it! CELEB-R-ATE!

Since I always questioned the literacy of the bible considering it was interpreted by man(and men make mistakes), & during a time when mythology carried great weight, I oftened wondered how we might interpret the same messages today, were we able to visibly witness what those in the day of Jesus got to see. The scientist in me needs to see evidence I guess. Just one letter off, one spelling mistake... and our entire theological belief system could be totally changed.

[La_madam 20]

It is amazing how this XXX topic has so many Views 226 as of 2:00 this afternoon but only 23 replies...somebody is reading it whether they admit to it or not , or whether they agree with it or not

Sex gets peoples attention no matter how you want to look at it..PERIOD!

[DeLarla 22]

Paula, it's responses like that that help me decide in my belief system and make me think. Very good answer, you win a Pleasure Wipe (mango scented with Vitamin E, nothing sexy.)

I don't disbelieve in God, and I don't want people to change their avatars. I was just making a point. Sure, a little strong, but that's me!

A guy, Ben, used to work here and preach his Mormon values in my face. We were both happily married but had a very intimate bond since we share the same birthday. I'd shock him, then he'd spank me with his bible (I'm laughing alone, there was nothing sexual about our relationship.) One day I asked him, "Ben, what if you get to the other side to find nothing, and then you realize you wasted your whole life believing in a fairy tale?"

His response warms my heart till this day. He said, "then I'll have lived the best life possible and I will die happy for being what I was."

I actually admire people who are spiritually strong, and I have NEVER been offended by anyone's God-Talk except one girl who doesn't belong to LBT. My ex-sister-in-law shoves her brand of God down everyone's throat beyond imagination till everyone in the room is fighting.

Paula and Kelly, you gals have to keep your faith strong and healthy, and speak of it often, even here. My whole point was that we can all talk about what makes us happy without hypocrisy.

Damn, I ran out of profound thought but I really want to keep this topic going. Can anyone think of something shocking to say?

xoxo I adore you people.

P.S. I suck at selling. I should have used the Decadent Indulgence for my example since it's the most expensive toy. Plug plug plug. Also, go see Kelly's goodies cuz I bought her stuff off LBT, shhhhh. Plug plug plug for Kel. Ducking.

[La_madam 20]

Also, go see Kelly's goodies cuz I bought her stuff off LBT, shhhhh. Plug plug plug for Kel. Ducking.

Ok I ordered from Kelli, Snickerdoodle Mix, Rice pudding Mix and Tapioca pudding Mix..all of my favorites

[dylansmom 27]

Thank you very much Michelle! I got the emails confirming you as a customer, and also showing your order. You are appreciated!

P.S. If for some reason anyone doesn't like something that they order, Watkins offers a 100% MONEY BACK GUARANTEE. They are such an awesome company to work for!

[vinesqueen 2]

You want something shocking? How'z about when you take off your sweater an get zapped!!!

[giveyouthemoon 4]

Awright, this is what I get for actually WORKING today and not, as usual, frittering the day on REAL things like LBT.

Delarla, I bow before you for speaking your piece. That balls out "here is who I am and that's that" is AMAZING! Your confidence knocks me over.

There is one part in your first post that has really stuck with me....all the way home on the train today I thought about this.

It was the part about people telling you to act like a lady. What? In whose definition!?!?!?! For how long have women been told to be quiet, be subserviant, to be what someone else told them to be? I don't believe my suffragette sisters worked so gall durn hard so that in 2005 I could be told what acting like a lady means. To be FORCED to conform to someone else's idea of being a lady...by ANOTHER WOMAN no less. All I can do is shake my head.

DeLarla, girl, speaking your mind, being honest and open and helping women, esp overweight women to feel good about themselves is in MY definition acting like a lady. De, you are ONE HELL of a lady. Keep acting like a lady....you're doing one hell of a job.

[princess_n_thep 2]

LMAO, I got sucked right into the XXX title. LOL You know me, always a party girl!