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Heck this is something a guy would probably be better at helping us answer maybe. Cause I sure haven't ever tried to measure it. lol.

I dont i have ever tried to measure it either!!! But it does vary. I just love reading these threads.

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Well I guess count me in on the whore count. My DH and I were just discussing this the other day and he said to ask on here. LMAO I made him come in here and read some of this thread. I told him "whew" we're safe. We both enjoy giving and receiving so much we were hoping nothing would change in that respect (except of course me feeling totally better about my body and having soooo much more stamina and the ability to get into positions I haven't seen in years...LOL). I am hoping to be banded in August but I soo enjoy reading everyone's posts. Thanks to you all for talking about real life stuff. I can't wait to be on the loser's bench with you all.

Cindy

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You could always do the bath test to ensure that volume wont be a problem.

Sit him in a bath and observe the testicles.

If they float, he's fine. You and your band should be safe.

If they sink, dont go there!

Bwa ha ha ha!! Stop! You're killing me!! Too funny!! Jac, you could just use the produce scales at the local grocery store to weigh them. Of course, you might get some odd looks....LOL

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LOLOL plain you silly butt. And I am glad some people actually think this thread is informative :lol:

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lololol :smile2:

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Holy smokes, I really need to come in here more often! By the way, fellow whore reporting in!

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Holy smokes, I really need to come in here more often! By the way, fellow whore reporting in!

Welcome to the club, Susan!! And to think, "whore" is something we all tried to avoid in school.:o

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I can't have an orgasm from penetration...:Banane30: I blame my fat all over it's in the way LOL

I was this way when I was younger. Now, my DH can poke it in my ear and I'll have an orgasm....lol

I'd also like to submit my application to the whore group. I'm a little angry I wasn't invited. :o

**EDIT - holy shit I thought I posted this on the wrong thread...that would've been funny (especially since I thought it was the newbie section) LOL!!

Edited by MicheleK
I'm silly

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I just read most of the pages on here (I am at work) and I am rolling.. :thumbup: :)

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my DH can poke it in my ear and I'll have an orgasm....lol

Michele....I might need to explain some things.....LOL

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Michele....I might need to explain some things.....LOL

ROFL!!!

Great, now I have ice Water all over my keyboard. :thumbup:

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Michele....I might need to explain some things.....LOL

HYSTERICAL! I've heard of some strange fetishes before but come on! :thumbup:

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