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If you lube your food, you can eat almost anything!!! For example, I started to make a list of food that comes with lubricant allready in it!! The first I tried was TWINKIES. I turn the twinkie inside out so that leaves the creamy stuff on the outside and you can have TWO of them with no problem. The chocolates with the creamy cherry middle, same thing. Just turn them inside out and you are home with up to four of these bits of mana!! Please contribute to this list, because the person posting with the tastiest treat wins a trip for two to Vegas!!!!

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How do I get a tickler?

They are available at most adult novelty stores. :ranger:

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EEEwwww!!! (Tickler)

I don't understand why any of the months feel the need to name themselves.....I mean there isn't anything wrong with it, but I just don't get it...

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ok, in all seriousness .... WTH is with the "November Nymphs" ????
I was wondering the same thing.......
EEEwwww!!! (Tickler)

I don't understand why any of the months feel the need to name themselves.....I mean there isn't anything wrong with it, but I just don't get it...

:think You guys are making me feel like an r-tard.

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:think You guys are making me feel like an r-tard.

sorry ... i just dont get why someone would want to be called a Nymph(o) ..?????

how does that relate to the band?

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:think You guys are making me feel like an r-tard.

Tishbite, a "nymph" is defined as "a beautiful maiden"

A "nympho" is defined as "A female who is affected with nymphomania; a nymphomaniac."

They are not the same and I think the name of your group makes perfect sense for the lapband and I like the artwork as well.

This thread is a little odd because people are blowing of steam in a way that includes a bit of meanness. Try not to take it personally. It is not meant to be.

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:pound:OMG.... Seriously this thread is way too amusing... I really needed that laugh.... (even though i am so guilty of this and probably on occasion still do it)

so my neighbors, uncles, coworkers' daughters' dogs name is wrinkles :P

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