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PJTP, lunchtime edition...

Beth - congrats on the 229 - hang in there.

Go Beth Go! Hang in there, girlfriend...lower numbers are coming!

I am a little delirious - supposed to get off at 0715 (HA!!) I clocked out at 10:52 - BAD NIGHT!

Oh wow...and where you work, 4 extra hours is a REAL trial and test...

There was actually a story I was going to share - but have decided it is too gross to put out for general viewing.

Aw, come on! Share...share!

Have a great day all!

I like gross stories. I'm weird that way. :bored:

Me too! *Ebony raises hand like Horshack in 'Welcome back Kotter'* Me too!

Shaddup, Plain! :thumbup:

Yeah, what she said! :)

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Ok - I've shared the story privately with Beth and will send to Ebony - anybody else wants to hear it (and you're a regular) then I'll send it your way as well.

Night!

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Ok - I've shared the story privately with Beth and will send to Ebony - anybody else wants to hear it (and you're a regular) then I'll send it your way as well.

Night!

i think enough of us are sick & twisted - please send.

i'm bored @ home w/some funky speedy cough meds - and am told to rest for a day or so. don't know to do that really, so pls share:)

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Hey everyone.

I have a really serious question here and I hoping you can all help me out with it...

I had surgery last night and I want to have a wild orgy but I hate condoms. What should I do???

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Hey everyone.

I have a really serious question here and I hoping you can all help me out with it...

I had surgery last night and I want to have a wild orgy but I hate condoms. What should I do???

If you're Swedish, apparently, it's okay.

If you're dumb, then NO.

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Hey everyone.

I have a really serious question here and I hoping you can all help me out with it...

I had surgery last night and I want to have a wild orgy but I hate condoms. What should I do???

Hmmm, what to do. What to do.

Eh, play the roulette game. You have a good chance of NOT catching anything either. :bored:

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http://www.lapbandtalk.com/f178/can-i-have-unprotected-sex-98641/

Well, I just can't keep it in, so have fun. :-P

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PJTP: Sorry for the repeat for those of you who FB, but I'm very proud of myself!

Almost didn't do my exercise today but decided to keep closer to home and do a shorter but more intensive workout.

We have a little park that is part of our neighborhood, and I took the dogs there to do a walk/run. I was trying to figure out how to copy the Couch to 5K podcasts to my MP3, but being the electronics nitwit that I am, it was a no-go. So I used my phone which has a Walkman (for the radio, use it for all my walks until I get the MP3 working) AND it has a stopwatch (among other things like pedometer) and did a series of walks and runs.

The first two series of runs were an enitre lap around the park with a 2-minute walk in between. After that I could only do about half the park at a stretch, but even that was over 1 minute in duration (again, with 2-minute plus-or-minus in between). At some point I did another full run around the park, followed by a few more half-runs.

I downloaded my GoWear Fit when I got home and out of 43 minutes of exercise, more than half (23 minutes) was vigorous! And I got in my 5,000 step minimum and then some.

YAY!!

Oh, here's the park so you get an idea. I labeled a house over to the left so you can guage the size of it:

Foxridgepark.jpg

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I cant see the pic here at work but that sounds great! Congrats!! I also can't see FB at work either, so that won't help. Anyways walking and running are my favorite, so I know how great you're feeling. :bored:

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