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I can see the future for me. As I shuck out of my Spanx or other Shapewear Mr Lover's mouth is gonna drop when Ms Shar Pei lets it all fall out. I'd better get some younger lovers, I'd give the dudes my age a heart attack or stroke. Except for the pain it wouldn't be that bad a way to go. Ah but then I have to explain to the police and the coroner's office what happened.
Story from my long ago youth.
Circus fat lady and circus midget get married. Ringmaster allows them the Big Top for their wedding night. The next morning they all hear the midget singing at the top of his lungs. They asked him Why? He says Miles and miles of flesh and its all Mine!
Maybe I'll find a Guy that will be that happy with me.

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Lol. You have to have a sense of humor about this!

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i guarantee you he will not give even the slightest of sh*ts.

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I would tell him. You have had 5 dates. Obviously he does not love you yet at this point and superficial things like this could be a deal breaker to some people. Wouldn't you rather have him disappear on you before than after sex. And you can tell a lot by how he reacts. If he says that it is no big deal and comments that he doesn't have a perfect body either you know that he is a keeper!

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