I need a MUCH better fig leaf!

[highfunctioningfatman 2,675]

Ladies feel free to comment as well!

I need some help with my underwear. BAD! I've been in briefs since I was just a little guy and I've tried boxers in my adult life for about a year and I liked the support that briefs gave me. I'm due for new smaller underwear but I have a major problem. As the fat has gone away from my junk I've needed better support to keep the twig and berries from branching out. I've especially had problems with getting into vehicles. The underroos shift over and one of my boys suddenly gets a crash course in bondage and torture. That definitely isn't my thing so a change is in order. I usually wear Hanes or fruit of the Groom. Looking at Wally World revealed that smaller loincloth equals a smaller hammock for the banana and that will only make the problem worse. Please help release me from my bonds and suggest a better fig leaf!

[ShelterDog64 2,364]

@ My guys (52, 22 and 19) really like boxer briefs. They're a little sexier than the standard brief (I don't know a single woman who thinks tighty whiteys look sexy) and they're not all loose and weird like boxers. They all really love the BoxerJocks that UnderArmor makes...they're pricey but they also last forever and they can wear them to work, to class and straight to the gym. They hold all their bits in place nicely, apparently.

[highfunctioningfatman 2,675]

Thank you! I will look into those.

[Who'sThere 331]

Yep. What she said. Boxer briefs are sexy and definitely sound like they would help your problem. And yes, tighty whities are so not sexy. It's the men's version of granny panties.

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[doxaholic 252]

I dont know what they are called but i think they are the same as what the ladies are talking about. The briefs that look like shorts, only they hug your legs and waist. The ones with a thicker band seem to be a better quality. Or at least the feel that way.????

Please stay away from the white ones.

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[M@E 84]

No help what so ever but thanks for the smile this morning your post made me . Xx

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[MNDogMom 8]

Boxer briefs!!

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[Dub 9,922]

http://www.duluthtrading.com/store/mens/mens-underwear/mens-boxers-mens-briefs/76014.aspx?processor=content

You can thank me later on, bro.

Junk is supported and kept cool as the other side of your pillow.

[suz02 21]

I was going to say boxer briefs as well. I also want to say thank you for the chuckle at 7am on a Monday.

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[Who'sThere 331]

http://www.duluthtrading.com/store/mens/mens-underwear/mens-boxers-mens-briefs/76014.aspx?processor=content

You can thank me later on, bro.

Junk is supported and kept cool as the other side of your pillow.

No! Not sexy... go with the longer version like the red ones in the video (which I didn't watch)

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[ladyslim2015 74]

This is hilarious. But yeah boxer briefs is it.

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[theantichick 2,204]

Ladies feel free to comment as well!

I need some help with my underwear. BAD! I've been in briefs since I was just a little guy and I've tried boxers in my adult life for about a year and I liked the support that briefs gave me. I'm due for new smaller underwear but I have a major problem. As the fat has gone away from my junk I've needed better support to keep the twig and berries from branching out. I've especially had problems with getting into vehicles. The underroos shift over and one of my boys suddenly gets a crash course in bondage and torture. That definitely isn't my thing so a change is in order. I usually wear Hanes or fruit of the Groom. Looking at Wally World revealed that smaller loincloth equals a smaller hammock for the banana and that will only make the problem worse. Please help release me from my bonds and suggest a better fig leaf!

My hubby makes all of his underoos decisions, so I don't have anything to add to the discussion, but wanted to thank you for a huge laugh this morning.

[ShelterDog64 2,364]

http://www.duluthtrading.com/store/mens/mens-underwear/mens-boxers-mens-briefs/76014.aspx?processor=content

You can thank me later on, bro.

Junk is supported and kept cool as the other side of your pillow.

I love Duluth Trading Co.....anyone with Ballroom Jeans deserves a little love!

[RNMomof4 86]

Ditto the boxer briefs! My hubs and sons love them.

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[highfunctioningfatman 2,675]

Thanks for all of the suggestions!