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I'm sooooo glad that this stayed a healthy discussion instead of going into a rabbit hole!

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Lol. Actually one of my fave workout songs!!

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I don't know if any of you have seen the movie "Step Brothers", but, did we just become best friends? Thank you so much for a wonderful, candid and useful thread. I worry about similar issues, and I truly appreciate the opportunity to learn and laugh. You guys and gals are top-notch. Thanks again!

I just hope that just for one night, I'll be able crawl into bed with my husband and NOT fart. Thank goodness he is a REALLY good sport.

Much love and MAD respect to y'all!

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hey can someone tell me how this can feel good? It seems like it would hurt and how do you get pleasure from that. I have heard there are people who get pleasure out of pain.

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OMG I think I have a new favorite board on this site. This thread has been both entertaining and informative!

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Lol I had no idea some people were such PRUDES! Its given me a laugh for sure.

"Goodness gracious - a willy in your bum? How outrageous! I've even heard whispers of people putting it in their mouths! HEAVENS!"

I always prep before a backdoor session - always have. Haven't noticed one tiny bit of difference since my op.

No matter what he's packing in his lunchbox, it ain't ever gonna reach my pouch LMAO xx

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Lol I had no idea some people were such PRUDES! Its given me a laugh for sure.
"Goodness gracious - a willy in your bum? How outrageous! I've even heard whispers of people putting it in their mouths! HEAVENS!"
I always prep before a backdoor session - always have. Haven't noticed one tiny bit of difference since my op.
No matter what he's packing in his lunchbox, it ain't ever gonna reach my pouch LMAO xx


Some of us are just anal about some things and not so anal about others.


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lol


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I'm always in the mood for butt stuff

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If it doesn't feel good..you're doing it wrong.

A little tidy prep makes the weirdness go away.

There is no such thing as too much lube.

Finally, an activity where a latex fetish is welcome and useful.

Stop at a little rimming, or go hard core full monty...to each their own....but if you ignore the possibilities, and never give them a try... you might be missing out:)

You can't spell subtext without buttsex:)

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Dang CreekImp, I knew you were a freak. I could just tell.


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i agree with creekimp13 if it hurts you are doing it wrong. although for me i am into pain play so i do full on floggings whips chains all the beatings things like that makes my little freak heart happy there is a thread like this

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