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@@Smdnght28

So am I ...... best laugh I had today :D

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Lipsticklady, Babbs you guys are simply too stupid for me to even say anything else too

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*to

say anything else to...

You can't call me stupid and have simple grammatical errors in the same sentence. ;)

She went back and edited it...I swear, I'm going to pee myself!

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You guys should work on your extra skin instead of posting fishy pictures of you and your family members. you two or three guys got picked on and made fun of all your lives so why come on here trying to bully?

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Where is Alex and his ban-hammer? The fat shaming from a fat person is just...odd.

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I give this thread 9/10 for entertainment value. Recommended.

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Lipsticklady, Babbs you guys are simply too stupid for me to even say anything else too

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*to

say anything else to...

You can't call me stupid and have simple grammatical errors in the same sentence. ;)

She went back and edited it...I swear, I'm going to pee myself!

As a former English teacher, I'm so proud of the education that happened here tonight!

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OK, since in post 89, YouTube video failed,

here is another one on "Gefilte Fish", starts at 0.47 min and ends at 1.30 min

However, the whole Rush Hour 2 bloopers are hilarious :D

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I'm so confused. So her surgery weight is most people's goal weight? Most of you are low to mid 200's with goals around 125-150. What surgeon would do weight loss surgery on someone 125-150!? I couldn't get a diet pill at 140lbs let alone surgery.

Carp... she will make you feel like an over populated fish?

What platform is she available on? You know, cause she's a game that people tried to play.

Sticking to your diet once you are cleared for solid food...

Uh, ????? good advice! Lord, I hope this chick don't choke on the diarrhea that's spewing from her mouth.

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I love all your humour and "sharkasim" ! I am having my surgery on Friday and was taking things quite seriously....until I saw this post. I guess I am not as "sofishticated" as I thought I was, because I've been enjoying your banter enormously.

If you have any last minute pre surgery tips....please let me minnow!

You Rock, girl !!! :)

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LOL those fish had purty lips *mawh*

Edited by Ebony Rose

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@@tess170, thank you so much for stirring the pot.

This has been the comedic relief I've needed after a shitty day.

Oh, and those who stir the pot generally end up licking the spoon...just sayin'

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You can share my taco
Thanks...I love tacos, and since I'm allergic to fish and seafood, this is the best looking fish taco I've ever seen. Haha

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Love it haha. I had to give up shellfish when I had my gallbladder out so I feel your pain. Now if only we could find some healthy goldfish
Why did you have to give up fish? Ive had mine out for 10+ years and never had any problems. Is it a side effect?

HW 385 SW 359 Sleeved 10/5/16

I don't think it's common. I had no gall stones, but it was releasing bile at 7% of a normal gallbladder. Shellfish always caused attacks and made me sick after.

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Lipsticklady, Babbs you guys are simply too stupid for me to even say anything else to! Keep posting rude comments get your weight down instead of trying to say hurtful things. You guys are really make yourselves look like sleeved fools.

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AWWWW! You edited it!! Good job! Give this girl a cookie. Or a carp. :D

And get my weight down. Punkin, been there, done that. I'm 3.5 years out and maintaining like a champ. But thanks for the advice!

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Oh wow she really tried it!!! Forgive her yall for she know not what she do... bless her lil hawt. Well----it was entertaining to say the least. We needed a lil spice up in here and she gave it to us. But lemme ask this

WHO GONE CHECK ME BOO?!?

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Thank you all for the most entertaining string I've seen since I returned to this site. I'm sitting in Panera killing time between sales calls and laughing out loud getting funny looks from the people around me.

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