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The Great Arse Face Experiment (Or - Does Haemorrhoid Cream really help with your turkey neck?)



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Rat bag!!!! [emoji6] I'm talking about your last comment regarding viewing the pic on your phone etc. Just remember sunshine-MANKINI...............

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And for the record, there are NO "KOTEX PICS" in the foreseeable future...

Yeah this Kotex thing appears to be taking over your thread. Talk about peer pressure. Don't cave in! Remember that this experiment is completely and entirely yours...

BTW...still waiting on proper pics. What's the excuse today?

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Re the Kotex thing - I'll be standing firm..

I'll not give in to the pressure...

It really is all mine...

Thank you for your reminder!!

I actually took a few pics this morning...

I was a little rushed because a VERY special friend of mine called this morning in a bit of a state...

Being the good bloke that I am, I helped her out...

Alas, this took up my 'posting' time...

I'll get the pics up tonite tho...

All things going well of course...


@@jintycb

Enough of the mankini talk!!!

If people find out what you're talking about I may actually be held accountable!!!

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You certainly like to pass the blame off to people on the other end of the phone line, don't you @@KindaFamiliar? This makes 2 days in a row you realize. I am quite interested to see what you'll say tomorrow.

Meanwhile, the perfectly nice people in the thread can't wait to see your face! Granted, maybe your face smothered in arse cream, but your face nonetheless!

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Fear not @

I'll let nothing come between my sleeptime and my pic posting time tomorrow...

And for the record, you had me at "face smothered in arse"...

Yes, I'm aware that's a misquote...

No, I don't care...

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OK KF-got the pic of me holding the baby. As you will probably notice when you look carefully (OK...........maybe not so carefully) there is evidence of a neck that wouldn't disgrace a turkey that had been overlooked and escaped several Christmas and Thanksgiving Dinners! Need to research the arse creams over here in the UK unless there is someone over here who might have one that they swear by-for the face that is, not the arse! attachicon.gif ImageUploadedByBariatricPal1462217519.729187.jpg

The good thing about holding a cute baby is no one notices anyone else in the picture!

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And for the record, you had me at "face smothered in arse"...

Yes, I'm aware that's a misquote...

No, I don't care...

Well now THAT made me throw my head back laughing, and I don't laugh like that for just anyone!

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I was recently having a discussion with a Personal Trainer (PT) mate of mine.

He was asking me about the changes I'd noticed with my body since losing my 230 lbs (so far)..

I told him about my 'deflated balloon belly'...

He laughed...

I told him about the 'bat-flaps' of skin under my upper arms that slap against me sometimes when I move...

He laughed...

I told him about my two sizes smaller feet...

He laughed..

The I told him about what was REALLY p*ssing me off...

My 'turkey neck'...

You see, I had a great big bullfrog type head...

Neck really...

I was one puffed-up-canetoad lookin' dude...

I mean, have a look at this - gallery_254366_23096_131367.jpg

As you can see, I've kept the beard in an effort to cover up the under-chin carry on...

Actually, that pic on the right was in October last year, so I've lost a little more from there now...

I'm in a new job now, so I'm decidedly more 'neat and tidy'..

Anyway, back to the 'roid cream thing...

My PT mate was telling me that a lot of the female body builders he knows use the 'roid cream to smooth their bits (no, not THOSE bits) when it comes to comp time...

He reckoned that if I grab a tube or two and have a crack at applying it regularly, it may just smooth and tighten my biggest uncovered embarrassment...

So, here's the sh*t -

Beginning Monday, I'll be applying the Doot Cream twice a day...

It'll be post shower in the morning and evening...

Over the weekend, I'll try to take a decent pic of the affected area...

If I can do so, I'll post it on Monday, then each Monday after I'll post updated pics to see if there's any difference...

I'll also be trying some 'neck yoga sh*t' that I just stumbled on when I googled "wobbly neck skin"...

I hope to be able to shave the beard off (or some of it) by my birthday in July (18th for all those planning gifts)...

So, if anyone is interested, stay tuned and we'll see how we go...

Of course, if anyone has already tried this, please feel free to chime in and let me know how you went...

Thanx for reading all the way to the end...

Assuming you did...

Jason

I am finally getting to this thread.

@@KindaFamiliar, you look great, even if you aren't smiling. I don't see your neck at all.

What I want to know is how bad the ointment smells. I can't imagine it is pleasant.

By the way, Kotex make great hot pads in a pinch --- the things you learn at summer camp.

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Awwwwww....

Do you now have a Jason laugh?

That's so cute...

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@@Inner Surfer Girl

Well it's about time you got here..

NOW I can post some pics...

Firstly, you're right - I do look good...

I don't smile tho...

I'd like to...

But I'm just not a fun guy..

Re the way the ointment smells...

You may have been mislead...

I call it 'arse cream' because it is usually applied to the arse area; not because it's made of arse..

So the smell is somewhat more petroleum jelly than...

Well...

Arse..

Seems I missed that day at Summer Camp...

In fact, I missed Summer Camp altogether...

I was busy...

Doing stuff...

Anyway, thanx for reading/commenting...

Nice of you to join us...

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I enjoy reading your post. Always entertaining. Congrats on your weight loss. I have heard of women using the "arse cream" to temporarily remove the puffy eye swelling obtained over night. As one stated before I think it is temporary and nothing for a permanent fix. But hey you never know. Hopefully, it will work and then we all will be investing!

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If only we could get 'arse cream' trending on Twitter like it is in here!!

@@reinventingmyself

Welcome to the show...

Yes, you're likely correct with the results...

But really, how much fun would that be??

Thank you for your kind words as well...

Much appreciated...

@@Inner Surfer Girl

I guess I have my moments...

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Awwwwww....

Do you now have a Jason laugh?

That's so cute...

*Gasp!* Did you just suggest that I'm cute? Why Mr. Familiar...are you crushing on me?

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