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> The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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>Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
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>The girl said, "No!"
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>And she lived happily every after and went
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>Shopping,
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>dancing,
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>always had a clean house,
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>never had to cook,
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>did whatever the hell she wanted,
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>never argued,
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>didn't get fat,
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>travelled more,
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>had many fantastic lovers,
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>and only cooked the things she liked to eat,
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>and always had money.
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>She went to the theatre,
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>never watched sports,
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>never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her ass,
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>had high self esteem,
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>never cried or yelled,
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>felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants,
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>and burped, swore, and farted when she felt like it.