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Who doesn't love delicious Protein shakes? From the cloyingly sweet taste to the fart-o-riffic aroma, there's something for everyone in these babies! You can choose your flavor--butt with chocolate, butt with vanilla, or butt with strawberry! OR splash in some sugar-free Torani Syrup and kick it up a notch for butt with chocolate AND English toffee!

But yeah, I've made it through 3 days of my pre-op diet. Ten more to go before I'm sleeved and then I get to have...

MORE DELICIOUS Protein SHAKES!!! WOOHOO!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Ha! Hang in there! I start my protein-shake-a-palooza Jan 19!

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HAHAHA! Butt with chocolate! That truly made me laugh! The sad thing is, I felt exactly the same way during my pre-op diet. Now, 2 months post-op, when I'm hungry I just automatically grab a Protein shake. Eventually you just get used to it, or at least you figure out that you would rather have anything else than another 2 ounces of tuna!

Thanks for the laugh! :D

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You could mix the tuna WITH your Protein shake for an extra kick and an intriguing butt-fish aroma...

Actually, people do blend tuna during the pureed food stage, for something that closely resembles a butt-fish-protein-shake! Just go ahead and enjoy that thought for a moment!

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Actually, people do blend tuna during the pureed food stage, for something that closely resembles a butt-fish-protein-shake! Just go ahead and enjoy that thought for a moment!

Ok that made me want to gag!! Like hells version of moms tuna fish surprise

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I didn't notice it before but I probably will now........can't wait for my butt shake this morning. :)

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Lol, too funny.

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Mmm...tuna-vanilla-butt or tuna-strawberry-butt? YUM1

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I do a lot of video taste tests on my blog if you're having a hard time finding a shake mix you can tolerate. I recommend the fruit flavors in the Syntrax Nectars line. Flavors like fuzzy navel, pink grapefruit, ( not strawberry kiwi) caribbean cooler, apple, Twisted cherry all with Water ( I use smart Water or you can use diet caffeine free iced tea) are excellent when you get tired of the chocolate vanilla etc. personally I blend 1 and a half scoops of the Cappuccino in the morning with 5 oz of 1% or skim milk for a coffee memory lol

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Yeah, I was thinking of trying the syntax nectar for post-op since everyone seems to tolerate it better than the thick shakes then. I'm fortunate in that my doc doesn't disallow coffee! Thank GOD. I love my java fix.

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Omg, you are my twin! The sarcasm on these shakes have been rolling left and right in my house. What's for dinner? Um, let's see...powder or powder? You know...i think i will have some powder instead.

7th day today on pre_op and i woke up with a shake strike. I need to find Protein Water for a change.

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I can have 2 pieces of fruit, and I had an apple yesterday. You have never seen an apple core decimated like that. I nibbled off every last piece of edible fruit, I swear. Like a crazed fruit maniac.

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And now here I am on the other side, and I am SO HAPPY to be able to get in some nutrition through those shakes. Ha!

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You are too nice. I bought non flavored Protein Powder and it is ass non flavored. It will get better I keep saying . Thanks for the laugh.

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