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LOL :laugh With the little one, of course. That big one is rolled up and tucked into my panties -- kinda like what used to be my boobs -- rolled up and tucked in! :guess

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Well, doing all that rolling and tucking ought to count for some kind of exercise! And

if thats the case then I've been doing some extensive exercise everyday and did'nt even know it! Now I feel lots better bout my undiciplined self! Hey it's a Good day after all!

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Becky - That sounds like fun! Are you going to post some pictures? Please do!

Here's a joke on boobs:

A young boy asks his father "Dad, is it OK for us guys to notice all the different kind of boobs?"

Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal if we didn't. There are all kinds of breast depending on a woman's age. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."

"Onions, Dad?"

"Yeah, you see them and they make you cry."

Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of weenies are there?"

The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's weenie is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yep, dried up and the balls are only there for decoration."

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:laugh You guys are cracking me up. What do you want pics of Betty? Me rolling up my boobs? LOL Because there is NO WAY you are getting pics of me jiggling my flab around and calling it belly dancing! :)

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Pictures Please Becky

Here is a reason why we exercise:

How come when you mix Water and flour together

you get glue..

and then you add eggs

and sugar...

and you get cake?

Where did the glue go?

NEED AN ANSWER?

You know damn well where it went!

That's what makes the cake...

Stick to your butt....

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I love this thread to because it makes me challenge myself. This morning I got up at 5am walked 1 mile with my video tape walk away the pounds. I misplaced the 3 mile walk. that's my favorite because it pushes me.

Selecia

Dr. Rodriguez

10/06/04

1st fill 11/12/04 w/ Dr. Dobson

290/???/140

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Hey I've been wanting that walking tape. Where did you get yours? When I was a member of curves I'de do the walking tape and loved it and have been looking for it since then.

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I just did 3 miles listening to QUEEN's greatest hits. WHOO HOO!!

"Another one bites the dust" "We will rock you" VERY VERY motivational when it gets to "FAT BOTTOM GIRL". LOL!!

So much fun. GReAT walk too.

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ROFLMAO, Penni! I was always self-conscious when that Queen number came on the radio back in the old days. . .

I've been taking three- to six-mile walks with the dog every day for the last five days. Will probably burn a lot of calories with nervous energy watching the election returns tonight!

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