Help !!

I don't want to go thru the pain of a tummy tuck. I think I look pretty good now. My hubby does too. He says most 50 year old women have a little pooch. Love that man.

I don't have the money either lol.

What can I say to these rude and some well meaning friends that is clever? Pain and $ just isn't sassy.

edie:huytsao

Why? Are you going to get a face lift!!!????

Can't imagine why people think that they can ask such personal questions!!!

"Why? Are you offering to pay for it?"

"Nah, I feel pretty damn good the way I am."

I love Dear Abby -- according to her the perfect response for any question you don't want to answer is "Why do you ask?"

Why?

Do you want my extra skin for your Ass?

These answers are so good. I can't wait for someone to ask now!

THANK YOU

edie

Why?

Do you want my extra skin for your Ass?

Girl you crack me up! :heh:

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I came up with:

"I'll tuck my tummy if you'll tuck your head up your ass"

*I'm just too sassy for my own good.*