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Full of high octane.....

Got a question for the guys. I've read alot of posts (all of whom were women) that complain about the large amount of gas buildup and it's discomfort. I need some clarification of this condition. Knowing how women tend to be very polite about any belching or release of gas, I need the mens description. Typically, we don't have the same viewpoints about gas as women.......(As in let'er rip anywhere)

So what's the deal???? Does the gas cause discomfort cause it won't come out......or is this just a women issue. Just want to know what to expect. Do I need to have some GasX on hand or will I be able to get in a whole chorus of "Take me out to the ball game" with my belching and farting. :blink:

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i can be talking to someone and im passing gas silently creeping up my butt cheeks so sick grosssssssssssssss and thats all day

OMG, TMI!!! Seriously, gassing gets better the later out you get. For me, I think gassing got better around month 5. However, I would never gas someone while talking to them. Oh the shame!!! Better to wait for a private moment so you don't have to have a black belt in the art of inconspicuous gassing. Lol.

fiddleman it be the quite ones that stay in my butt crack lol tmi tmi. no one smells it. lol :P

I was instructed early on in my life about masking and guilt deferment.

Masking: when ripping, stage a loud sneeze or drop something loud at the exact time.

Guilt deferment: when you feel it coming on make sure you are close to a suitable scape goat, ( dogs are good for this, they can't deny). After the blast make a disgusted face at the victim and dramatically move away.

I was instructed early on in my life about masking and guilt deferment.

Masking: when ripping' date=' stage a loud sneeze or drop something loud at the exact time.

Guilt deferment: when you feel it coming on make sure you are close to a suitable scape goat, ( dogs are good for this, they can't deny). After the blast make a disgusted face at the victim and dramatically move away.[/quote']

Yes!! That is the perfect strategy. Love your suggestions gman. My dog already plays a crucial role.

Lol. Here we say I don't fart in bed ... I wisper between the sheets.

I trumpet quite loudly every morning to herald the morning. Nothing I can do it the DH says I do it just before I wake up.

allons-y

Lmao

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