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My sharts stopped when I got on solid food. I seriously thought they were with me for life! The best advice I got was...never trust a fart! Saved many pants lol

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I am happy to report that at 7 weeks, I have never "sharted". :) However, that is because in couldn't poop to save my life with out tons of Fiber, stool softeners and occasionally milk of magnesia. Let me just tell you that once, I was so backed up...I took the maximum amount of MOM and still did not poop for 48 more hours.

I would like you all to know that I have pooped twice in 3 days without taking anything. :)))

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I need to fart sooo bad. My whole family has this nasty stomach virus and they all fart burp and poop like crazies to get it all out. I can barely burp and fart and I'm sire not pooping. I've been doing so many yoga poses and prayers it ain't even funny.

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I farted yesterday about 3 hours after I got home. Swear I feel like a million bucks now comparatively!!!!!! Yeah for farts!!!!

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I just got done doing cardio and was having some mild pain, was getting worried. Farted, and daggum I feel so much better. I usually try to hold them in while at work, but no stink no sound, no harm done.

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It's the simple things, ain't it?! Lol.

About 5 hours after I got home from the hospital yesterday, I avoided a shart and had a bowel movement. I announced it to the house.

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I need to fart sooo bad. My whole family has this nasty stomach virus and they all fart burp and poop like crazies to get it all out. I can barely burp and fart and I'm sire not pooping. I've been doing so many yoga poses and prayers it ain't even funny.

Prayers to you.... for copious farts!

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It's the simple things' date=' ain't it?! Lol.

About 5 hours after I got home from the hospital yesterday, I avoided a shart and had a bowel movement. I announced it to the house.[/quote']

You won the lottery. Cause I don't think I pooped for like a week after I got home!

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You won the lottery. Cause I don't think I pooped for like a week after I got home!

I pooped in the hospital and felt the awkward need to announce it to the floor as if someone was going to arrive and pin a medal to my johnny to honor my accomplishment.

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I pooped in the hospital and felt the awkward need to announce it to the floor as if someone was going to arrive and pin a medal to my johnny to honor my accomplishment.

Well, that is the least they could have done!

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