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I just farted.

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  • SerendipityHappens
    SerendipityHappens

    LOL, I'll bet! I am enjoying mine immensely. NOT looking forward to my plane ride home tomorrow.. OH well, I guess all this gas will give me an excuse to walk to the restroom frequently. Tell me, a

  • ProudGrammy
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    Deano gotta jump in conversation for a second i've led a sheltered life, i never heard the word "sharted" just looked it up too funny Deano good one Ok, back to BigFatLoser, sorry for th

  • *Dean*
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    farted or sharted?

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    Hahaha!!! Good for you, doll. :)

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    I just farted.

    I know, i know :lol: !!!!!

    ahhhhh, its the little things :lol:

    feel better now????

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    LOL, I'll bet! I am enjoying mine immensely. NOT looking forward to my plane ride home tomorrow.. OH well, I guess all this gas will give me an excuse to walk to the restroom frequently.

    Tell me, are you finding that they don't come out on their own? I'm having to use some force to help them along... accompanied by a quick "please let this be just a fart" prayer.

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    Don't worry. You'll be back to farting .....err, just like normal, in no time.

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    I didn't trust a fart until I was about 3-4 months out! lol Good thing I didn't too :) They were always sharts!

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    farted or sharted?

    Deano

    gotta jump in conversation for a second

    i've led a sheltered life, i never heard the word "sharted" :lol:

    just looked it up :lol:

    too funny Deano :lol: good one :lol:

    Ok, back to BigFatLoser, sorry for the brief -hi-jacking ;)

    referring to "her" fart :lol: !!!!!

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    Relief is spelled f-a-r-t

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    LOL' date=' I'll bet! I am enjoying mine immensely. NOT looking forward to my plane ride home tomorrow.. OH well, I guess all this gas will give me an excuse to walk to the restroom frequently.

    Tell me, are you finding that they don't come out on their own? I'm having to use some force to help them along... accompanied by a quick "please let this be just a fart" prayer.[/quote']

    Well the two I had actually woke me from a nap. And seemed to come out pretty easily. I have a feeling I'm goin to have to help others along. Gee this is fun.

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    Deano

    gotta jump in conversation for a second

    i've led a sheltered life, i never heard the word "sharted" :lol:

    just looked it up :lol:

    too funny Deano :lol: good one :lol:

    Ok, back to BigFatLoser, sorry for the brief -hi-jacking ;)

    referring to "her" fart :lol: !!!!!

    That's not a hijack Grammy - it's on topic ;):lol:

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    Well the two I had actually woke me from a nap. And seemed to come out pretty easily. I have a feeling I'm goin to have to help others along. Gee this is fun.

    Woke you from your nap. Jesus!

    Was it the noise or the smell??

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    Yes!! I am living in the world of Sharts!! I seriously never know!!! How long does that last!! Dangerous weapon!!!

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