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You mean Laura-Ven?

Doh....

Now I'm in trouble.

To bad butter!

no trouble for u today I'm looking at the beach and my mood is generous....

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No thread is complete without a Nazi reference, possibly a bit of God thrown in and because it's VSG we should toss a pizza in there as well.

NOW the thread can die :P

You for got the ZOMBIES! No thread is complete without a good zombie reference.

And no thread is complete without a reference to:

MAMA,

TRAINS,

TRUCKS,

PRISON,

AND GETTING’ DRUNK

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You for got the ZOMBIES! No thread is complete without a good zombie reference.

And no thread is complete without a reference to:

MAMA' date='

TRAINS,

TRUCKS,

PRISON,

AND GETTING’ DRUNK

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I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison....

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I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison....

And she tried to eat my braaaaiiiinnnn!

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No one mentioned cheesburgers so it cant be over yet!

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It's well documented that eating brains will bust a stall.

That's good to know, cause when I become a zombie, I don't want to be a fat zombie! I'd hate to be sleeved and a zombie AND can't lose weight!

But brains are a last resort - I can haz cheesburger?

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Someone has to mention loose skin

Stretching a sleeve

How bad Protein shakes taste

And how awesome sex is now.

Now the thread is complete. Good day.

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Someone has to mention loose skin

Stretching a sleeve

How bad Protein shakes taste

And how awesome sex is now.

Now the thread is complete. Good day.

Its not over until the fat lady sings!

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You know this thread isn't complete without a post from the "know it all" that posts on everything.

Now the thread is complete.

I thought I was the know it all. Actually, I think I kill threads because I just don't stop writing and people get tired of reading my long posts so they stop commenting on the thread entirely.

~Cheri

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Actually' date=' I think I kill threads because I just don't stop writing and people get tired of reading my long posts so they stop commenting on the thread entirely.

~Cheri[/quote']

LOL!! It's funny cause its true : p

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Eh, but what do I care? It's all about me, anyway. At least I get to have my say, and unlike my kids, I don't have to watch the people I'm lecturing walk away or hear them say, "Yeah, yeah, we get it". :)

~Cheri

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Eh, but what do I care? It's all about me, anyway. At least I get to have my say, and unlike my kids, I don't have to watch the people I'm lecturing walk away or hear them say, "Yeah, yeah, we get it". :)

~Cheri

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True story.

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