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I haven't read the whole post yet' date=' but commented in preop on their version of this so I wanted to bring this over here:

Okay, I have to say this because I have seen this 3 times in a single week now. Using the word vajayjay really does not make something less offensive (if you are going to be offended by it) or more appropriate than using the actual word for it. Many of our mothers programmed us the word Vagina is inappropriate, which it is not. (Same goes for when you are at your doc ladies). My mom raised me calling it a "Suzy". Now every time I meet a girl with that name, I internally snicker. See, ruined!! Please don't be afraid to call it (and raise your children to call it) a vagina.[/quote']

We're being deliberately funny with the VAGINA slang. Your post sounds a might bit condescending/preachy, but I'm

Sure that's not how you went it. :)

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If you really wanna keep things snug invest in a pair of Ben Wa Balls!! It will be a work out for your naughty place and feel good at the same time ;-) Try keeping those in while using the elliptical and you really will be a virgin again lol

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If you really wanna keep things snug invest in a pair of Ben Wa Balls!! It will be a work out for your naughty place and feel good at the same time ;-) Try keeping those in while using the elliptical and you really will be a virgin again lol

How do you explain it if you're a klutz like me and the balls fall out and you trip over them and break your neck while running on the treadmill. "I was...um...er...ah... just put the cast on." -not that I can't keep them in with the best of them......(oohoooh she went there!!!)

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Haha... You did go there! That's why you need panties as a buffer, so if they fall out they can't go far! You turned the kinky up a notch with assuming you'd be "free ballin" on the treadmill lol

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How do you explain it if you're a klutz like me and the balls fall out and you trip over them and break your neck while running on the treadmill. "I was...um...er...ah... just put the cast on." -not that I can't keep them in with the best of them......(oohoooh she went there!!!)

~Marty You actually made me snort out loud! Still giggling.

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If you really wanna keep things snug invest in a pair of Ben Wa Balls!! It will be a work out for your naughty place and feel good at the same time ;-) Try keeping those in while using the elliptical and you really will be a virgin again lol

~Jennifer I bet the term Ben Wa Balls will be "googled" a lot today. Thanks for the awesome laugh.

If someone tries this on the elliptical, they should report back.

I tried to avoid commenting on this thread because I work daily in the world of gynecology. I have heard it called soooo many different names. You all made me laugh, then I got to yours and Martys comments and I couldn't help myself... :'D

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Sounds like somebody missed their hooha and got that stick in their butt... Don't hate cause you don't have a funny name for your mantrap.huh some people !

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What will Amazon think of me if I search for Ben Wa Balls? What will they suggest in the future, I wonder. Well, I already bought 50 Shades of Grey, so they may recommend rope or something.

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Jane i'm glad you were inspired! =)

I forgot that Christian makes Ana use ben wa balls in "Fifty Shades of Grey" but I think she just refers to them as silver balls not the actual name. Otherwise not as many people would need to google! lol

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This just goes to show that ANY thread can jump the shark! I'm just surprised this one took so long! :)

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I :wub: this thread SO MUCH! :P

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Okay, so I woke up this morning thinking about this thread :lol:. Some life huh??? Actually it's kept me smiling most of the day -- the names/slang are hilarious!!

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LoL you guys took it to a whole new level!!! I was just talking about the outter "girth" not the "inner goodness" <---lol still cracking up at the poster that said that lol!!! But it turned into that, and i've been laughing ever since. i love it!!!! haha. I've had the crappiest couple days and im so glad its friday, but turning on my computer and clicking on this forum just brightened my day !!!!

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