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Thanks guys....*puts out turtle food to lure it further along* :hungry:

Yoda's Yuk Yuk:

Why do women rub their eyes when they get out of bed in the morning?

.......because they don't have balls to scratch.

Okay, here is one more for the road:

Mikey Mouse stood before the judge waiting for the verdict. "Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce since the court has found Minnie Mouse to be mentally competent", proclaimed the judge. "But, your Honour", says Mickey Mouse..."I didn't say Minnie Mouse was crazy. I said she was fucking Goofy!!!!!"

:hurt

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a chick flick?

I don't think so. My boyfriend LOVED it too. I think *other* guys would find it funny and good as well.

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I agree with Argon....definitely NOT a chick flik.

Very funny movie.....Mr. Yoda also really liked it.

(mind you Mr Yoda and Mr Argon may be slightly more Enlightened than most men....but I think Mr. Loriely can take it too!). (just give him a chip to nibble on in the movie and he'll be happy!) LOL

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The smell got to him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Serves him right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STILL *ROTFLMAO*

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This is killing me. Can you just picture it...... The blenders stuck honey, add some more ranch!...OMG

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OMG... I thought about things like that... for about 2 seconds! I can't believe her tried it! LOL

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OMG, Still laughing!!!............Please Loriely, don't let Mr. Loriely read this, he'll be so embarassed

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Loriely: u should tell mr. Loriely to post too! We could use some testosterony input on here too!

hehe

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