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I doubt anyone will believe me but . . .

 

I drove a team of Mammoth Jack donkey's for over a year at my last job.

 

 

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"Just" Paul, I'll see your little donkey and raise you two GIANT ASSES! (Make that three if you include me!)

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OK, Donna I'll admit it...

 

You have a bigger ass then I do.:scalesno:

 

 

There, I said it... Donna's ass is bigger than mine, hell you could even say she has two asses!

 

Satisfied... sob sob...

 

crawling back into my lonely corner, feeling neglected and unloved...:cry

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I'm a poet and didn't know it. Here is my prize-winning haiku:

Comfy chair despair.

Bulging springs make my ass hurt.

There is no justice!

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Oh Paul, Did you have to go show your ass in public???? Now I have to show everyone my baby picture!!!!!

 

 

If this won't kill this thread nothing will!!!!!!!

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I guess the aliens really did land there.

 

Cute baby.... or whatever it is.

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Looks like some folks need to shave their ass.

 

You think my ass is hairy in those pictures? You should have seen it mid-winter! OMG! And the spring shed was truly frightening!

BTW Paul, for some months now I have been without an ass. So currently, you have the biggest ass. Feel better now?

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There's not a hairy ass that can compete with breastfeeding boobs. Really, there's nothing like it. Take a look if you must.

 

 

 

Edited for content...they are not really black.

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