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I told you I was peeing hair & legos. I knew that had to be b/c of the damn $20 band.

If you're crafting bands out of innertubes, does that mean I could just blow my way to more restriction?

Umm... that's not what I meant...

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Oh no! I'm scared! I just laughed so hard I think I ripped my pouch and my port is probably infected now from all of the stomach vile pumping back into the tube!

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Wheetsin, it damn near worked for Monica L... ooooh I get it.

The best part is with the new Dawg-Band System, is if you do get a leak, we just hold you in a bucket of Water and check for bubbles.

It's cost effective! I just need people to sign this twelve thousand page waiver....

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3Loves.... my general rule is just to talk out of my ass... that way I don't have to worry what side of my face I spoke out of last... the consistancy confuses people! LOL! :omg:

Hilarious!! That explains the smell on some of the posts!!!

Next time I poop, I'll have to check for legos. Didn't know that was a side effect. Thanks Wheestin. :mad:

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*flutters her lashes at Dawg* I think I need a fill.

*big grin at Morsaille*

Since when did you ever have to ask for an adjustment?

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Hilarious!! That explains the smell on some of the posts!!!

Awww man, don't kill this thread. It's the best one going!!

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Can we purchase insurance so that if the tube needs to be replaced we only pay $12 instead of the full cost for a new one?

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If you get your "adjustment" in the tub, you can check for air leak at the same time.

Depends, if chilli is involved, diagnosis may be unclear.

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Telly, you dope.. that's the point. Ahahahahaha!

Yes, I know that's the point but some newbies may not know you are joking which is a scary thought.

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