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By CT Fats, in The Guys’ Room

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ProudGrammy    8,322

ProudGrammy
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Hey guys, Lately I have been waking up with HUGE morning boner. Maybe TMI but its like a third bigger and thicker than my usual erections. I wish I could harness it and have it all the time, not that im lacking im a human tripod ya know :D but this is some serious lumber. I was wondering if any of you guys have had the same issue, is it the weight loss or something else? Maybe my nightly Vitamins or Protein Shake? Gotta remember to be careful, almost took out the bedside lamp getting outta bed this morning :D

Awww,poor CT Fats - we're all getting such a chuckle at your expense. I've been at my desk in the den, hubby next to me, i was laughing so hard, DH said "whats going on?" i had to share with him, as i started to fall out of my chair. now we'll know its you whenever and smile:o) -but please don't be mad at all of us - thank you for making our day :o) kathy

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CT Fats    82

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Awww,poor CT Fats - we're all getting such a chuckle at your expense. I've been at my desk in the den, hubby next to me, i was laughing so hard, DH said "whats going on?" i had to share with him, as i started to fall out of my chair. now we'll know its you whenever and smile:o) -but please don't be mad at all of us - thank you for making our day :o) kathy

LOL, not mad at all I love it. I told my girlfriend theres a ton of women laughing at my junk!

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Rootman    1,101

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I tell you it's a wonderful feeling to stand up straight and look down and actual see Mr. Winky rather than have to hunch over to take a look. Worse yet to have to, ummm, lift and push the belly out of the way to be sure he was even there.

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BrianMinnesota    0

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OMG! I am LOL here!! Thank goodness I wasn't drinking anything!! <img src='http://www.bariatricpal.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> Congrats!

I haven't seen "it" in years. I'm hoping that.will be another positive effect of the surgery

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Liliana Arleen    173

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I guess morning wood is a good benefit post surgery LOL ,oh the joy of the sleeve!

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RickM    1,753

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It's all part of being a healthy male, and we are all getting healthier now - less weight, better circulation, more exercise, hormones, hopefully more attention from those of the XX persuasion.....

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Rootman    1,101

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Rick, you put a thought in my head. XXX now means something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT than just our former clothes size!

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CT Fats    82

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Rick, you put a thought in my head. XXX now means something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT than just our former clothes size!

Yeah baby! The XXX squad!

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mommy794    119

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BTW DID you men know that for every 30 pounds u lose u GAIN an inch??? So I've heard on Dr Oz and a few other places ! Even more to look forward to ;) LITERALLY! Hahahahahaha

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CT Fats    82

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BTW DID you men know that for every 30 pounds u lose u GAIN an inch??? So I've heard on Dr Oz and a few other places ! Even more to look forward to ;) LITERALLY! Hahahahahaha

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This is a common misconception, you gain the inch AFTER the first 30lbs not EVERY 30lbs. If that were the case my goal weight would be 97lbs!! :D

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mommy794    119

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Awww dam! Well 1 is better than none! Lol

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Rootman    1,101

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BTW DID you men know that for every 30 pounds u lose u GAIN an inch??? So I've heard on Dr Oz and a few other places ! Even more to look forward to ;) LITERALLY! Hahahahahaha

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Whoa! 175 / 30 = 8.8+ 4 = 12.8. And here I thought a foot long was a type of hotdog!

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CT Fats    82

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Rootman you might wanna go with a nice summer sausage, I hear the ladies like the girth now ^_^

Whoa! 175 / 30 = 8.8+ 4 = 12.8. And here I thought a foot long was a type of hotdog!

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wkeller818    9

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Me too!! Sucker wakes me up at night!! I wake up to a circus tent every day! I am down 132 pounds since my surgery last august and I have about 50 pounds til my goal weight. If gets any bigger or harder, I will have to consider a career change!! On a more serious note, it probably has something to do with all the Protein and gym time I am putting in. Be careful with that thing. You wouldn't want to hurt somebody!!

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Geeewhy    30

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Just a word of warning... it can be a painful thing if you're used to being able to roll over in your bed with no issue during the night. Learned that the hard way. :wacko:

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      On day 4 of the 2 week liquid pre-op diet. Surgery scheduled for June 11th.
      Soooo I am coming to a realization
      of something and I'm not sure what to do about it. For years the only thing I've enjoyed is eating. We rarely do anything or go anywhere and if we do it always includes food. Family comes over? Big family dinner! Go camping? Food! Take a short ride or trip? Food! Holiday? Food! Go out of town for a Dr appointment? Food! When we go to a new town we don't look for any attractions, we look for restaurants we haven't been to. Heck, I look forward to getting off work because that means it's almost supper time. Now that I'm drinking these pre-op shakes for breakfast, lunch, and supper I have nothing to look forward to.  And once I have surgery on June 11th it'll be more of the same shakes. Even after pureed stage, soft food stage, and finally regular food stage, it's going to be a drastic change for the rest of my life. I'm giving up the one thing that really brings me joy. Eating. How do you cope with that? What do you do to fill that void? Wow. Now I'm sad.
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