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I don't know what to say about all of you , just that I was laughing so hard I had to pee lol thanks for the smiles this morning.

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Amazing, no comments from CG.......

You guys made my day, I was needing a good laugh!

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Now, somebody refresh my memory. Is it length or width that makes a difference?

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Now' date=' somebody refresh my memory. Is it length or width that makes a difference?[/quote']

Shouldn't really matter when you've got a 9 inch tongue and can breathe out your ears

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Now' date=' somebody refresh my memory. Is it length or width that makes a difference?[/quote']

Hope its longer than it is wide......j/s

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I thought it was the motion in the ocean that made a difference??

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Love this!!! Finally a lighter side. Hey Steph, give me 6 months and I'll be in touch:) However I'm still just an average white guy so I probably wouldn't be expecting any "Magnum" size finds.

Let me chirp in...honestly, bigger doesn't mean better.

***drops mike and walks off stage***

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...and i missed all the fun for a freeking phone conference call at work???

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......as long as the hole is found is my comment.........

winkie or not...and i believe batteries at Walmart are on sale.....

just saying......

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