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So I told a few close friends about my surgery. One of which has a sister, mother, and nephew who all had the lapband done. Anyway, I told this friend who also works with me and we went to school together to be special education teachers, that if she noticed that my clothes look AWFUL she better tell me! I don't want to be "that" teacher who dresses weird/inappropriate. So, she agreed right off the bat...because she doesn't want to be friends with "that" teacher either. Haha! I know from previous weightloss that I will wear clothes until they literally fall off of my body. Any who...
My second funny...I noticed this the second night when I was try to get comfy in my 5 year old daughter's bed. When I would turn my body from side to side I can feel my internal organs flop fromside to side. Grossest feeling ever when I realized what the flopping was! Now that much of the gas has subsided I do not feel this flopping.
So...here I am with floppy internal organs and a friend who will tell me when my clothes don't fit.