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i have said, anyone else hear a duck or is it just me? :)

And all of this time I though I WAS hearing a duck through my speakers.

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And all of this time I though I WAS hearing a duck through my speakers.

you are still rotten :)

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ummm... Before I can answer your question, you need to define which times are appropriate to experience gas and which times aren't.

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here is another......dont laff........jiffy popping down the hallway.........now that makes me giggle when i do it and i am the only one in the hall..

dont tell me i am the only one???

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here is another......dont laff........jiffy popping down the hallway.........now that makes me giggle when i do it and i am the only one in the hall..

dont tell me i am the only one???

If you are the only one who hears it then it doesn't count. Right?

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here is another......dont laff........jiffy popping down the hallway.........now that makes me giggle when i do it and i am the only one in the hall..

dont tell me i am the only one???

Yes, you are the only one

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here is another......dont laff........jiffy popping down the hallway.........now that makes me giggle when i do it and i am the only one in the hall..

dont tell me i am the only one???

Jiffy popping!!! LMAO!!! I tell my husband I do it while I walk because it helps me go faster...my rear propeller! Luckily he finds it hysterical :)

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Jiffy popping!!! LMAO!!! I tell my husband I do it while I walk because it helps me go faster...my rear propeller! Luckily he finds it hysterical :)

rear propeller...out f****ing hysterical

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I forgot all about the extra farting! Oh damn, I hope I don't have to go through that again when I'm re-banded. :/

This may be TMI, but the other thing that used to happen was whenever my partner and I were getting 'snuggly' my tummy would make these weird 'fruit burping' noises. He said it was his audio gauge as to whether he was doing all the right things :P . It was one of the first signs that made me suspect that my band was leaking, when I stopped making those sounds in my tummy. It also kinda gave him a complex that he was losing his mojo!

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