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No me, yet. My biggest problem is a growling stomach.... which I suppose is gas maybe.

i have said, anyone else hear a duck or is it just me? :)

And all of this time I though I WAS hearing a duck through my speakers.

I have the grumblin bellie and the tootin butt.....way to often.....

ummm... Before I can answer your question, you need to define which times are appropriate to experience gas and which times aren't.

We have a barking spider problem here in Texas....

here is another......dont laff........jiffy popping down the hallway.........now that makes me giggle when i do it and i am the only one in the hall..

dont tell me i am the only one???

here is another......dont laff........jiffy popping down the hallway.........now that makes me giggle when i do it and i am the only one in the hall..

dont tell me i am the only one???

If you are the only one who hears it then it doesn't count. Right?

here is another......dont laff........jiffy popping down the hallway.........now that makes me giggle when i do it and i am the only one in the hall..

dont tell me i am the only one???

Yes, you are the only one

here is another......dont laff........jiffy popping down the hallway.........now that makes me giggle when i do it and i am the only one in the hall..

dont tell me i am the only one???

Jiffy popping!!! LMAO!!! I tell my husband I do it while I walk because it helps me go faster...my rear propeller! Luckily he finds it hysterical :)

Jiffy popping!!! LMAO!!! I tell my husband I do it while I walk because it helps me go faster...my rear propeller! Luckily he finds it hysterical :)

rear propeller...out f****ing hysterical

I forgot all about the extra farting! Oh damn, I hope I don't have to go through that again when I'm re-banded. :/

This may be TMI, but the other thing that used to happen was whenever my partner and I were getting 'snuggly' my tummy would make these weird 'fruit burping' noises. He said it was his audio gauge as to whether he was doing all the right things :P . It was one of the first signs that made me suspect that my band was leaking, when I stopped making those sounds in my tummy. It also kinda gave him a complex that he was losing his mojo!

This whole thread is TMI! :lol:

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