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you are soooooooooooooo lucky deedee is not here for me to hide behind...her will protect me..

dang i forgot the storm was a coming

deedee is busy testing my wine theory......

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I have one more song come to mind while thinking of CG flatulence ....

I feel the earth move under my feet I feel the walls tumbling down, tumbling down. Whenever she's near her farts do I fear...

Where do you think her dragon gets its flame from

Nite

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Ok what is going on..... I realized that I hadn;t eaten dinner yet so I got some hummus (totally soft sh**) one bite and it's not going through....wtf

Who pissed off yellow rose? Come on don't be shy, show yourself!

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Not sure where I should tell pinkie this...but I just read a post and the only thing I could think of was MD wants morning sex............lmao big time

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Speaking of penuses, or would that be peni? Hmm. I came across this at my local Kogers last week....

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It's a British pudding. The spots are currants. Not something I'd buy, but I sure did take a picture!

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It's a British pudding. The spots are currants. Not something I'd buy' date=' but I sure did take a picture![/quote']

I'm first generation American. Parents on back are English. You would not believe the embarrassing things that would come out of their mouths and as a teenage OMG. Personally my mother would tell people she didn't like "spotted d**k", or do you have a ***(cigarette ) and my daughter needs a vest ( bra)

She's 85 now, God bless her, but still don't know what's going to come out of her mouth. LOL

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Ok... I started worrying about the plural and looked it up. It is penes although penises is acceptable. Now I can go on with my day.

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I'm first generation American. Parents on back are English. You would not believe the embarrassing things that would come out of their mouths and as a teenage OMG. Personally my mother would tell people she didn't like "spotted d**k"' date=' or do you have a ***(cigarette ) and my daughter needs a vest ( bra)

She's 85 now, God bless her, but still don't know what's going to come out of her mouth. LOL[/quote']

I have a friend whose grandmother is the same way. She calls all of her offspring her a**holes.

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I have a friend whose grandmother is the same way. She calls all of her offspring her a**holes.

Lol, I guess thats as close as my mom.

We were "a pain in her ass". Lol

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Ooo aj are you ok today....I had liquids all day yesterday till about 9 pm...I was so hungry and there were a bag of pretzels at the store SCREAMING my name....but no pain....hope your better today

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Speaking of penuses, or would that be peni? Hmm. I came across this at my local Kogers last week....

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Gonna have to ask my folks about this.... We moved to the US when I was 7, yes I'm a limey.

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      On day 4 of the 2 week liquid pre-op diet. Surgery scheduled for June 11th.
      Soooo I am coming to a realization
      of something and I'm not sure what to do about it. For years the only thing I've enjoyed is eating. We rarely do anything or go anywhere and if we do it always includes food. Family comes over? Big family dinner! Go camping? Food! Take a short ride or trip? Food! Holiday? Food! Go out of town for a Dr appointment? Food! When we go to a new town we don't look for any attractions, we look for restaurants we haven't been to. Heck, I look forward to getting off work because that means it's almost supper time. Now that I'm drinking these pre-op shakes for breakfast, lunch, and supper I have nothing to look forward to.  And once I have surgery on June 11th it'll be more of the same shakes. Even after pureed stage, soft food stage, and finally regular food stage, it's going to be a drastic change for the rest of my life. I'm giving up the one thing that really brings me joy. Eating. How do you cope with that? What do you do to fill that void? Wow. Now I'm sad.
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        Life as a big person had limited my life to what I knew I could manage to do each day. That was eat. I hadn't anything else to look forward to. So my eating choices were the best I could dream up. I planned the cooking in managable lots in my head and filled my day with and around it.

        Now I have a whole new big, bigger, biggest, best days ever. I am out there with those skinny people doing stuff i could never have dreamt of. Food is now an after thought. It doesn't consume my day. I still enjoy the good home cooked food but I eat smaller portions. I leave food on my plate when I am full. I can no longer hear my mother's voice saying eat it all up, ther are starving children in Africa who would want that!

        I still cook for family feasts, I love cooking. I still do holidays but I have changed from the All inclusive drinking and eating everything everyday kind to Self catering accommodation. This gives me the choice of cooking or eating out as I choose. I rarely drink anymore as I usually travel alone now and I feel I need to keep aware of my surroundings.

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