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Okay guys, calling all EVIL minds...mine can't be the only one out there!! I need to get some serious serious serious revenge on someone and i need some suggestions. This can't be like fish line trip wire....This can't be like a pile of fake dog poo...this has got to be A #1 prime evil stuff!! The guy I need to practical joke is a MASTER!!!! There is NO getting anything over on him.....I have some ideas but they would require access to his bedroom and the one person I could trust as an ally is his mother!! Blood is thicker than water....(it really is, thats not just a saying muahahaha) I would rather act alone on this one cause I have a feeling if One other person knows, then my chances of GETTING HIM are gone!! I have known him for a few good years and every year he gets me worse and worse and worse and I vow revenge on him...I leave him notes on his car about how I know where he sleeps... I tell him sleep with one eye open...blah blah blah...nows the time to act! I gotta get him. He got me soooo good tonight I almost peed my pants~~ Anyone out there ever pull off AMAZING practical jokes? Any suggestions will be considered...and plotted....and carried out if within my limits...Knowing him, he has found every message board I belong to and hes reading this right now....I wouldn't put it past him....he is a Master!!!!!! But I love him sooo I dont wanna kill him....just come close...he is a dear friend....but not safe from revenge MUAHAHAHAHAH :P

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Okay...out of bounds...anything sexual....Dont wanna cross any lines with my friend...all though....Muahaha~ The one real effort that I made was years ago. He hates snakes...we BOTH hate snakes and nine times outta ten thats how he gets me...with fake snakes...I made him a tin of home made Peanut Butter Cookies, and i glued the snake to the lid so when he opened it the snake was lookin at him...all coiled up. Didnt phase him in the least....and he hates anything bodily related ~ bodily functions, blood, so i was gonna fake a complication with my band and involve some fake blood...havent had the chance yet .. that will require some serious acting and timing on my part~ i can do it though

okay....up for suggestions~

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Put a dog turd in a paper bag, set it alight on his doorstep, ring the bell and RUN. When he opens the door, he stamps out the fire, lol. We had loads and loads of fun doing this as kids.

Prawns hidden in the curtain rods? Phew!

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okay, I wouldn't fake a band thing...

But he does have freak out from blood.... so you might have to take some people into your confidence.

Start complaining about a tooth ache, nothing strong at first, just hint, then work up over a couple of weeks.

You are going to need a few blood capsles. So. Go out to dinner somewhere not too nice, but not a dive, maybe a burger joint, or someplace like that. A step up from a fast food place. You need to let your waitress or waiter in on this, so they don't freak out.

Wear an old shirt you won't mind ruining.

Mention the tooth ache. Make sure you put the blood caps in so they have time to disolve. Take a sip of Water, but don't swallow, let the blood slowly drip out of the side of your mouth, but don't notice the tiny little dribble. Then suddenly! WHAM! a big gush of blood!

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through my email of all things! sent me this link that is supose to be a maze to test hand eye cordination and your "steadyness"...soo i say cool im game. so im doing it, and i hit the wall, gotta start over....do it again...hit the wall, gotta start over...DAMMIT.....going good this time YES level two...going good going good, hit the wall DAMMIT....you get the idea...OVER AND OVER AND OVER...I was mezmorized!!! And of course in the beinning it says turn your speakers on the music will help....okay speakers are on, but im nt hearing anything..SO WHAT LEVEL THREE WAAAHOO I could be a surgeon with these hands. Level three is just barely wide enough for this little speck to send thru...but when you finally get it to a certain point THE EFFING COMPUTER SCREAMS AT YOU AND A PICTURE OF LINDA BLAIR POPS UP...AS THE POSSESSED LITTLE GIRL!!! By the time this happens you are sooo wrapped up in the maze you dont expect ANYTHING like this !!! I screamed soooo bad and jumped backwards I almost went off the chair and peed my pants! My mom was sooo paralyzed because what could be sooo bad that I PORCLNDOL WOULD BE SOO SCARED OVER...What ever it was hadda be bad, so she was stricken with fear too and she didnt see the face!!!! i spoke to a mutual friend tonight and we pinky shook we are in this revenge thing together!!! i dont think i could do it alone and this allie that i formed tonight is going to be a powerful thing!!! im surprized ya'll didnt feel the blast of heat coming up from the pits of hell as we entered this pack...but this is PURE EVIL!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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through my email of all things! sent me this link that is supose to be a maze to test hand eye cordination and your "steadyness"...soo i say cool im game. so im doing it, and i hit the wall, gotta start over....do it again...hit the wall, gotta start over...DAMMIT.....going good this time YES level two...going good going good, hit the wall DAMMIT....you get the idea...OVER AND OVER AND OVER...I was mezmorized!!! And of course in the beinning it says turn your speakers on the music will help....okay speakers are on, but im nt hearing anything..SO WHAT LEVEL THREE WAAAHOO I could be a surgeon with these hands. Level three is just barely wide enough for this little speck to send thru...but when you finally get it to a certain point THE EFFING COMPUTER SCREAMS AT YOU AND A PICTURE OF LINDA BLAIR POPS UP...AS THE POSSESSED LITTLE GIRL!!! By the time this happens you are sooo wrapped up in the maze you dont expect ANYTHING like this !!! I screamed soooo bad and jumped backwards I almost went off the chair and peed my pants! My mom was sooo paralyzed because what could be sooo bad that I PORCLNDOL WOULD BE SOO SCARED OVER...What ever it was hadda be bad, so she was stricken with fear too and she didnt see the face!!!! i spoke to a mutual friend tonight and we pinky shook we are in this revenge thing together!!! i dont think i could do it alone and this allie that i formed tonight is going to be a powerful thing!!! im surprized ya'll didnt feel the blast of heat coming up from the pits of hell as we entered this pack...but this is PURE EVIL!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

My cousin sent the same "game" to me... I jumped about 10 feet in the air!!!

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LMAO That is one of the best "gotchas" I've seen in a while. You're right up againstthescreen and the dang thing flashes up and screams and I dang near flipped backwards out of my chair....

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oh my i am so glad i knew what was coming but it stills gives you a fright cause you just don't know when:biggrin1:

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See and my "FRIEND" is constantly doing things like this to me~ thats okay...he is soooooooo gonna get his. I may go speak to my unholy alliance tonight or next week to see where we are in the progress of our planning!!!! He does a lot of building for his business and I would soooo love to take the supports out of a building so he can see it crumble!!!! muhahahah that would be like the ultimate revenge just to see him standing there, with everything fine one minute and then the next minute, it just start to lean and come down~ I dont know if he would cry or pass out!! If I could make it happen, which I could, I would, but we are talking lots of money invested and this IS after all his business. I have thought about following him out some night when he is out on the town and taking all of the tires off his car and leaving a message on his car...and just leave the thing sitting on cynder blocks..... I have a cousin whos a cop I have thought about booting his car!!! Evil evil thoughts have been whipping in my head!!!!

MYKIDSDAD~ I had the same reaction as you!! I think I broke the back of the chair!! I flew!!!

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