Okay guys, calling all EVIL minds...mine can't be the only one out there!! I need to get some serious serious serious revenge on someone and i need some suggestions. This can't be like fish line trip wire....This can't be like a pile of fake dog poo...this has got to be A #1 prime evil stuff!! The guy I need to practical joke is a MASTER!!!! There is NO getting anything over on him.....I have some ideas but they would require access to his bedroom and the one person I could trust as an ally is his mother!! Blood is thicker than water....(it really is, thats not just a saying muahahaha) I would rather act alone on this one cause I have a feeling if One other person knows, then my chances of GETTING HIM are gone!! I have known him for a few good years and every year he gets me worse and worse and worse and I vow revenge on him...I leave him notes on his car about how I know where he sleeps... I tell him sleep with one eye open...blah blah blah...nows the time to act! I gotta get him. He got me soooo good tonight I almost peed my pants~~ Anyone out there ever pull off AMAZING practical jokes? Any suggestions will be considered...and plotted....and carried out if within my limits...Knowing him, he has found every message board I belong to and hes reading this right now....I wouldn't put it past him....he is a Master!!!!!! But I love him sooo I dont wanna kill him....just come close...he is a dear friend....but not safe from revenge MUAHAHAHAHAH

Whatever you do, make sure you video tape the event. You are so funny

what have you done so far? I need a starting place so I know where you've been.

What is in bounds, what is out of bounds?

Okay...out of bounds...anything sexual....Dont wanna cross any lines with my friend...all though....Muahaha~ The one real effort that I made was years ago. He hates snakes...we BOTH hate snakes and nine times outta ten thats how he gets me...with fake snakes...I made him a tin of home made peanut butter cookies, and i glued the snake to the lid so when he opened it the snake was lookin at him...all coiled up. Didnt phase him in the least....and he hates anything bodily related ~ bodily functions, blood, so i was gonna fake a complication with my band and involve some fake blood...havent had the chance yet .. that will require some serious acting and timing on my part~ i can do it though

okay....up for suggestions~

Put a dog turd in a paper bag, set it alight on his doorstep, ring the bell and RUN. When he opens the door, he stamps out the fire, lol. We had loads and loads of fun doing this as kids.

Prawns hidden in the curtain rods? Phew!

okay, I wouldn't fake a band thing...

But he does have freak out from blood.... so you might have to take some people into your confidence.

Start complaining about a tooth ache, nothing strong at first, just hint, then work up over a couple of weeks.

You are going to need a few blood capsles. So. Go out to dinner somewhere not too nice, but not a dive, maybe a burger joint, or someplace like that. A step up from a fast food place. You need to let your waitress or waiter in on this, so they don't freak out.

Wear an old shirt you won't mind ruining.

Mention the tooth ache. Make sure you put the blood caps in so they have time to disolve. Take a sip of Water, but don't swallow, let the blood slowly drip out of the side of your mouth, but don't notice the tiny little dribble. Then suddenly! WHAM! a big gush of blood!

you could also do a google search for practical jokes...

So how did he get you last night that you almost peed your pants?

through my email of all things! sent me this link that is supose to be a maze to test hand eye cordination and your "steadyness"...soo i say cool im game. so im doing it, and i hit the wall, gotta start over....do it again...hit the wall, gotta start over...DAMMIT.....going good this time YES level two...going good going good, hit the wall DAMMIT....you get the idea...OVER AND OVER AND OVER...I was mezmorized!!! And of course in the beinning it says turn your speakers on the music will help....okay speakers are on, but im nt hearing anything..SO WHAT LEVEL THREE WAAAHOO I could be a surgeon with these hands. Level three is just barely wide enough for this little speck to send thru...but when you finally get it to a certain point THE EFFING COMPUTER SCREAMS AT YOU AND A PICTURE OF LINDA BLAIR POPS UP...AS THE POSSESSED LITTLE GIRL!!! By the time this happens you are sooo wrapped up in the maze you dont expect ANYTHING like this !!! I screamed soooo bad and jumped backwards I almost went off the chair and peed my pants! My mom was sooo paralyzed because what could be sooo bad that I PORCLNDOL WOULD BE SOO SCARED OVER...What ever it was hadda be bad, so she was stricken with fear too and she didnt see the face!!!! i spoke to a mutual friend tonight and we pinky shook we are in this revenge thing together!!! i dont think i could do it alone and this allie that i formed tonight is going to be a powerful thing!!! im surprized ya'll didnt feel the blast of heat coming up from the pits of hell as we entered this pack...but this is PURE EVIL!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Heres the link for any of you saddists out there :mad:

http://www.winterrowd.com/maze.swf

I think there is an actual web page for this stuff. I'll see if I can find it.

Found them..

http://www.thepayback.com/

http://www.ekran.no/html/revenge/

http://www.revengeunlimited.com/catalog/

through my email of all things! sent me this link that is supose to be a maze to test hand eye cordination and your "steadyness"...soo i say cool im game. so im doing it, and i hit the wall, gotta start over....do it again...hit the wall, gotta start over...DAMMIT.....going good this time YES level two...going good going good, hit the wall DAMMIT....you get the idea...OVER AND OVER AND OVER...I was mezmorized!!! And of course in the beinning it says turn your speakers on the music will help....okay speakers are on, but im nt hearing anything..SO WHAT LEVEL THREE WAAAHOO I could be a surgeon with these hands. Level three is just barely wide enough for this little speck to send thru...but when you finally get it to a certain point THE EFFING COMPUTER SCREAMS AT YOU AND A PICTURE OF LINDA BLAIR POPS UP...AS THE POSSESSED LITTLE GIRL!!! By the time this happens you are sooo wrapped up in the maze you dont expect ANYTHING like this !!! I screamed soooo bad and jumped backwards I almost went off the chair and peed my pants! My mom was sooo paralyzed because what could be sooo bad that I PORCLNDOL WOULD BE SOO SCARED OVER...What ever it was hadda be bad, so she was stricken with fear too and she didnt see the face!!!! i spoke to a mutual friend tonight and we pinky shook we are in this revenge thing together!!! i dont think i could do it alone and this allie that i formed tonight is going to be a powerful thing!!! im surprized ya'll didnt feel the blast of heat coming up from the pits of hell as we entered this pack...but this is PURE EVIL!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

My cousin sent the same "game" to me... I jumped about 10 feet in the air!!!

LMAO That is one of the best "gotchas" I've seen in a while. You're right up againstthescreen and the dang thing flashes up and screams and I dang near flipped backwards out of my chair....

oh my i am so glad i knew what was coming but it stills gives you a fright cause you just don't know when:biggrin1:

See and my "FRIEND" is constantly doing things like this to me~ thats okay...he is soooooooo gonna get his. I may go speak to my unholy alliance tonight or next week to see where we are in the progress of our planning!!!! He does a lot of building for his business and I would soooo love to take the supports out of a building so he can see it crumble!!!! muhahahah that would be like the ultimate revenge just to see him standing there, with everything fine one minute and then the next minute, it just start to lean and come down~ I dont know if he would cry or pass out!! If I could make it happen, which I could, I would, but we are talking lots of money invested and this IS after all his business. I have thought about following him out some night when he is out on the town and taking all of the tires off his car and leaving a message on his car...and just leave the thing sitting on cynder blocks..... I have a cousin whos a cop I have thought about booting his car!!! Evil evil thoughts have been whipping in my head!!!!

MYKIDSDAD~ I had the same reaction as you!! I think I broke the back of the chair!! I flew!!!

The best practical joke I ever pulled was pretty elaborate.

In college, or Resident Director at our dorm was a grad student in his 15th year of college (one of those lifetime students that was in his early 30's but had never had a job, only more and more school). He had an apartment on the first floor of our dorm, the entrance door was off of the rec room.

One weekend he went away on a ski trip. We took donations from everyone in the building (remember, we had practically no cash to pull this off) and went to the Building supply store. We drywalled over his door, blending it into the existing wall. we even color matched the paint, and repainted the entire wall for it to blend in. one of the girls in the dorm had the key to his room, to feed his fish, so we ran a cord from an outlet in the apartment to an outlet we put in our "new" wall, and plugged in a nitelite there. We patched the baseboard, and the carpet. You'd have never known there was a door there.

Most of us gathered in the lounge, watching TV when he arived back from his trip, as he scrambled to get out his keys, while carrrying all his luggage and ski equipment... he pulled out the key, and went toward where he thought his door should be.

"Where the F@$#@% is my door!?!?!? What did you @&*^#$%# doo with my door?!?!?!"

We all said goodnight, and left.

I could hear him kicking down the drywall from upstairs.

I never got the impression he thought it was as funny as we did.

Here are some ideas...

Change the locks on his house.

If he does not know your cop cousin arrest him at work for Kiddie porn or something, then drop him back off two blocks away.

Have large amounts of pornography mailed to his house. Put him on the mailing lists for it, so it keeps coming.

Call his mother, girlfriend, spouse, and cry about how he dumped you after you told him you were pregnant. Use a fake name. Tell them you met at the strip club where he paid you for a little extra with the lap dance.

Steal all his clothing while he is sleeping. The set off his smoke alarms, and lock him out of the house.

Have Male impotence ads and samples sent to him at his office.

Get a snake, a real one (non-poisonous), and put it in his lunchbag. Or put a dead one in his food.

Dump out all the beverages in his fridge, and replace them with horrible tasting substitutes, but in the original containers.

Have a realistic "Inspection Failure" notice placed on one of his construction sites. Make sure it says something about a fine being involved.

Have a man with a deep voice keep leaving him anonomous phone messages, expressing his love. Have the messages left at work too. Have flowers sent from his admirer. Sign them, " You are the most giving lover I have ever had. I love you, Pete."

Fill the keylocks in his car with epoxy. Steal the car remote too. Crisco the car seats. Paint the windows black.

Remove the batteries from everything in his house... remotes, garage openers, everything. Then unplug everything. Turn off the power on the circuit breaker.

Wait till he is asleep, then tape black plastic over all his windows, on the outside. the door too.

I'll get more ideas later.