Okay guys, calling all EVIL minds...mine can't be the only one out there!! I need to get some serious serious serious revenge on someone and i need some suggestions. This can't be like fish line trip wire....This can't be like a pile of fake dog poo...this has got to be A #1 prime evil stuff!! The guy I need to practical joke is a MASTER!!!! There is NO getting anything over on him.....I have some ideas but they would require access to his bedroom and the one person I could trust as an ally is his mother!! Blood is thicker than water....(it really is, thats not just a saying muahahaha) I would rather act alone on this one cause I have a feeling if One other person knows, then my chances of GETTING HIM are gone!! I have known him for a few good years and every year he gets me worse and worse and worse and I vow revenge on him...I leave him notes on his car about how I know where he sleeps... I tell him sleep with one eye open...blah blah blah...nows the time to act! I gotta get him. He got me soooo good tonight I almost peed my pants~~ Anyone out there ever pull off AMAZING practical jokes? Any suggestions will be considered...and plotted....and carried out if within my limits...Knowing him, he has found every message board I belong to and hes reading this right now....I wouldn't put it past him....he is a Master!!!!!! But I love him sooo I dont wanna kill him....just come close...he is a dear friend....but not safe from revenge MUAHAHAHAHAH

Vasiline to the door handles and the windshield wiper blades (just a thin coating will do lots of damage) I did this when I was in highschool to someone that was causing me much grief. It was a pain in the butt to get off and no one could do anything to me as it wasn't technically vandalism since nothing was destroyed and it was funny as hell to watch her try and get in the car and her hands be all nasty then when she turned on the windshield wipers it made a nasty coating on the windshield of the car! I still laugh about that one to this day as do those that went with me to do this. Lemburger cheese in the heat vent to the car is nasty as well as it already smells and when you turn the heat on the smell intensifies and they can't figure out where it is coming from.

We need to keep in mind that this guy is one of her best buds, and we dont want to hurt the guy, or cause financial ruin. Anything involving Kiddy Porn is OUT OF BOUNDS. Even the mear alligation could destroy his reputation, and we dont want to hurt the guy.

One thing we did after my boss went on vacation was to tape pennies over every flat surface in his office, put them in between reports, everywhere. He thought he would be safe because he locked his office before he went on vacation. He never imagined that I would crawl up and over his wall by removing the drop celing tiles. Yeah, at 240 pound I scaled his walls...

Another guy had his office turned into a bathroom. They installed, but not plumbed, a toilet, sink, TP holder, and a vanity mirror. They put up dry wall to cut his office in half, so the front part of his office really did look like a half-bath.

One time I saran-wrapped a vehicle. Over, under, over, under, over, under. It is really funny, easy to video, and the worst consequence is making him late for work while he looks for a scissors. You know those industrial-sized rolls of wrap for store pallets? I suppose you could get an even better roll at costco. The food service wrap is more clingy. This is a BAD idea if he has a remote starter, melted plastic can catch fire.

Of course there is something wonderful about pulling off a really stupid classic, like using your new roll of saran wrap on the toilet to make a urine trampoline. Eeew.

this happend to me by my friend, this was the worst! my friend went to the two local free new paper ads that i was moving must sell, giving away old camper boat,kidds bike toy free and so on and so on I had at least 3000 phone calls in the first two weeks of the ad,it went on for a month.

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every thing was free or under $50.00 gun fishing taclke?

It sucked big time the calls started in the early am tell midnight.

JQ - is this friend of yours still living?! LOL

OH MY MY MY LAPBAND FRIENDS ARE TWISTED AND EVIL~I knew I stayed here for a reason!!! JQ The phone thing is cool, but he doesn't have a land line and i wouldn't want his cell phone in the public paper...but nice one! I will keep it in the back of my mind....

Thanks Vines! He is a VERY SHY and VERY INTROVERTED individual. Anything that would cause public notice would just about send him flying back into his shell~~~ Gotta tread lightly here.....

Paul ~ Some of your ideas got me excited and stuff!! I love the thought of covering his doors with drywall! I SOOO could not do the snake in a lunch bag thing. One of his issues is eatting in public....that would really do him in!!! But oh mamma would that be a sight to see!! To do anything to the inside of his house would require access. The only way I know how to get into his house is to have his mom let me in and I dont trust her completely as an alli....And lets face it hes a friend of mine so PORN doesn't bother him :confused: He would welcome the ads...:confused: we would even share and catagory them together~ Ehehehehehehe I am thinking though...He has an main office....Im thinking about turning it into a bathroom or something. That may be doable. Ya gotta understand something about this guy..he is everywhere and nowhere at the same time!! He sneeks up on ya ANYWHERE. He got me one day...I was sitting at a table assembling something for him and I was singing and singing my little heart out. I thought I was alone. All of a sudden his deep voice was RIGHT IN MY RIGHT EAR~~~ Scared the sh*t out of me!! He is a sneeky pete~Changing something in his main office would require a look out, and I did just form the unholy alliance with another friend...hummm this may be doable....The dark minds need a conference~ I just text messaged him.....perhaps over drinks...yeaaass sounds like a plan MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

THANKS GUYS FOR THE IDEAS, KEEP EM COMING!

I had a boss like this. loved to play jokes on everyone. sooooo, everyday he'd come in the office and use his "pump" jergins body lotion all over his face and hands. low and behold one day he did it and his face with white the liquid white out!!!! that was a classic!:heh: