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I dare U 2 beat my NSV... I rode the bull!!!



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"I'm a redneck woman I ain't no high class broad, I'm just a product of my raising I say hey ya'll and yee haw!" Gretchen Wilson

I waited all night to hear Gretchen, and she came on right when I got on the bull! It was meant to be, just like my new Harley was meant to be as Metallica yelled "Gimme fuel gimme fire gimme that which I desire" as I pulled out of the dealership on my brand new bike!

I gotta wonder if my days are numbered because I simply had to ride that bull, it's not like I had a choice. And the whole "Debra Winger" thing was Hollywood B.S. because the guy running the bull doesn't do any special favors ~ I asked him to go really slow but, "You don't come to a cowboy bar to ride a slow bull." It looks so easy, but that's a wild bull!

Since debanding & dieting, my new drink of choice is a glass of wine diluted in a tall glass of ice. I allow myself 2 per night, but I think I had 4 last night because not only did I go to the gym at 5 a.m., but then we took the dogs for a long walk, then danced my brains out and rode a bull. Was I buzzed? "Let me hear a big HELL YEAH from the redneck girls like me, HELL YEAH!" Yep, buzzaroni!

Tonight I'm going bungie jumping. NOT! So there, anyone can beat my NSV cuz I ain't NEVER jumping off any building unless it's on fire, nor will I jump out of any airplane unless it's on fire!

You guys crack me up. Thanks for always making me laugh so hard. I laughed so hard at these responses that I cried!

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No, I didn't ride my new bike. I have this (rolling eyes since it's so ridiculous) superstition that I never ride my vehicles till after they've been officially registered at the DMV. Yeah, yeah, I know the temporary tags make it legal, but I don't like the "Look at my brand new bike" lable all over the license plate. Oh, sure I want people to look at me, I just don't want to yell it out :)

Chris took it to get registered yesterday, but the only man for a job is a woman (he forgot the correct paperwork.) DOH!

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YEEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! Ride em cowgirl!!

You look great Lisa! Will you take me there so I can ride the bull?

I was raised on horses and milked cows and raised bulls BUT never got on one! real or fake. Lucky Girl You!!

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GO GIRL GO!!!!! Great picture! I cant wait for my you know whats to come back!! I think they are hidden under this flab! I used to do crazy things! Watch out world! Way to go!

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Lisa, are you seriously challenging me to see who's had the most Wild NSV?

I'll see your bull riding, and raise you Bellydancing ...

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AWESOME simply AWESOME. YOU GO GIRL!

That bull would put me on a stretcher and on pain meds with my spine screaming WHYYYYYYYYYYY? lol

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"Let me hear a big HELL YEAH from the redneck girls like me, HELL YEAH!"

Hell YEAH!!!

That does it...you are *officially* my hero! That is something I've always wanted to try but never accomplished. You so very utterly ROCK!!!

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Crystal, I'll take that belly dancing bet and raise you riding topless on an ATC through Mexico, and... uhhh... selling sex toys for a living! Just pass me those little finger symbols and I'll pass you a Love Swing!

That bull pulled places I never knew I had but it was worth it. You only live once. I'm pretty beat after just coming home from doing a Slumber Party & lugging all my bins. But again, the $1300.00 in sales was way worth it! HELL YEAH!

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"I HAVE YOU BEAT!! HA, Dare me will ya? Here goes... Last night, the bull rode me!!!"

Sorry Jenna, but I still got you beat cause I rode TWO bulls last night, and I never fell off the second one. Touche' HELL YEAH!

Oh this is just too funny.

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Bull Riding and Belly Dancing OH MY! I love it! This is also on my wish list of NSV's to come once I am banded. How fitting Gretchen came on at the same time. I admire your spirit, you are an inspiration. What fun Bandsters have!

Tonya

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