One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him

into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while

she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the

young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The

bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all

things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began

to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl

of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him

and he could no longer resist.

"Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about

this?"pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful?

I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this

little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on

the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of

disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter?"

Good one!!

Too funny!